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# I was walking home recently
and some utter twat said 'Hi, how are you?' while looking straight at me.

As I began to answer, said twat walked right past me, as the realisation dawned that, despite having two free hands, he was using a hands-free kit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Was he ugly?
You should always trip up ugly strangers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# yes
but I shall remember this rule.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# i did that in a cab once
the cabby started talking and i had no idea what he was on about.

to be fair at least he had an excuse.

i've got a hands free, but only use it when driving or on my bike
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# haha I've done it in cabs as well.
I never seem to learn. Maybe I'm just lonely and should accept that not many people actually want to talk to me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)