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# :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)
# *tea monitor collision*
...because of the way that penguin is holding the phone! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:18, archived)
# they're not brilliant
at telecommunication you know! :)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:19, archived)
# "ello? ello?"
"Line's dead, pip"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I read that as "Pig"
Which I prefer.

"Hello? Hello?"

"Line's dead, pig."

"Who are you?"

"Your conscience."

"OMG WTF LOL ROFL."

*BANG!*

*exeunt*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
#
pursued by bears
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Well obviously.
One might as well do it properly, instead of one of these modern, trendy versions.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# word
Yo my man Hamlet, you iz so wikid init, and fair Julie is well fit
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Is it called the Welfare System
Because it's well fair?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# at least he's not one of those twats
who moves it from their ear to their mouth each time they need to talk

do they not realise how special they look?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Yeah, why do people do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# mebbe they're stuck in the eighties
"Look everyone I've got a mobile phone!!!!"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# I was walking home recently
and some utter twat said "Hi, how are you?" while looking straight at me.

As I began to answer, said twat walked right past me, as the realisation dawned that, despite having two free hands, he was using a hands-free kit.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# Was he ugly?
You should always trip up ugly strangers.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# yes
but I shall remember this rule.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# i did that in a cab once
the cabby started talking and i had no idea what he was on about.

to be fair at least he had an excuse.

i've got a hands free, but only use it when driving or on my bike
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# haha I've done it in cabs as well.
I never seem to learn. Maybe I'm just lonely and should accept that not many people actually want to talk to me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# I like the ones who walk down the street, holding it to their mouths
WITH IT ON SPEAKER PHONE.

BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM LOOK JUST LIKE THE RICH BUSINESSMEN DOING BIG DEALS ON THE APPRENTICE, DOESN'T IT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# them
or the ones with their headphones in who do the same thing
BUY A FUCKING MP3 PLAYER TWAT
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Oh dear gods don't.
I could understand when in the 1980s you had a bloody great portable stereo that kicked out a deal of sound, but a mobile bloody phone? On speaker phone? Really? You like the sound of fleas kissing, do you? Honestly?

Teenagers should be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# there was a guy on my train last week who had his headphones in, and got a phone call
hit the answer button, then took about a minute to unplug his headphones and answer the phone properly

person on the other end must've thought they'd got a crank call in reverse
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# I'm not surprised; I never worked out the headphone-based calling on my phone either.
There's a button on it. Argh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# hahahahaha!
you're still on sparkling form.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:21, archived)
# Hello you!
It's been a while..How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# not so bad sir.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Excellent
Bloody pleased to hear it.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:23, archived)
# arf
:D

also, people keep outbidding me on evilbay, they are nawty, I want items for pennies damn it, they are preventing this happening :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# Start bidding for stuff no-one else wants.
Win every time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# then I'd have to think of something odd
and then I'll have to combat japanese businessmen who have a yen for such thigns
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# I have items
If you have pennies I'm sure we can come to some arrangement
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# yay! how many pennies for a laptop and music keyboard?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Enough for me to buy some new ones :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# ahh.. you might not quite be familiar with my budget
*demonstrates 3 shiny brass razoos*

that's all I got :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Throw in a kitkat
And I can sell you a drawing of a laptop and an ocarina
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# crikey! you spoil me more than I get spoiled at embassadors receptions!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# you're the one who's been out bidding me then are you
... I almost had a very nice rack mounted synthesiser the other week ... luckily it went to someone else because I couldn't afford it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:34, archived)
# yes, there's a very skool roland analog thing for about 50 quid that I MUST HAVE but I'm too poor
meanwhile there is a hardcore casio thing for currently £11.50 which may tempt me to spend more than I should

but I'm really just looking for ultra cheapcrap at the moment

so it's not me, damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# I was thinking that home stuido stuff seems a little cheeper at the moment
I ALMOST got an AKAI S500XL for £120 (didn't meet the reserve, so they guy offered me a second chance buy it again) but then he sold it outside of ebay :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# poo
well, I'm just after (mostly) crap kiddie home keyboard type of stuff for cheapcore type action
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I am happy with she bay at the moment
I just won a copy of Alice in Wonderland from 1967... "what's so cool about that you FUCKING LEMON FIDDLER" I hear you ask... well, rudeness aside, I'll tell you what's so good. What so good is that it's illustrated by Ralph Steadman.

Yeah - who's the dickhead now?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# now you have lots of spare money to engage in your lemon fiddling hobby
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# OMG!
IF YOU DIE IN CANADA YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# dude, canada is just a myth put out by the liberal elite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# arfsome squire!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# pahahahahahaha!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Hello disappearing person!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)