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# Pfffffffft
Oompa loompas fuck on the first date... thats a tip I will remember :P
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# what's an oompa loompa?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
#
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# i meant in terms of real things that fuck on the first date.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# OH what Kennifer said, slags from liverpool
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# oh.
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# any scally girl
who is orange all over (except her hair)
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Sometimes including the hair
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# how the crap did they end up orange?
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Sunbeds, fake tan, sunbeds and more sunbeds
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# no
just fake tan, sunbeds turn you brown or red, or a peculiar shade of black

it's the girls who are desperate to "look good" but can't afford the professional spray tans and instead apply their own fake tan twice daily.

they glow in the dark, but are not limited to liverpool
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# 'look good'?
:S
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# yeh
hence the " "
(, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)