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# damn sexist advertising agencies
How they market the same product in different parts of the country

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Pfffffffft
Oompa loompas fuck on the first date... thats a tip I will remember :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# what's an oompa loompa?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oompa_Loompa
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# i meant in terms of real things that fuck on the first date.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# OH what Kennifer said, slags from liverpool
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# oh.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# any scally girl
who is orange all over (except her hair)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Sometimes including the hair
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# how the crap did they end up orange?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Sunbeds, fake tan, sunbeds and more sunbeds
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# no
just fake tan, sunbeds turn you brown or red, or a peculiar shade of black

it's the girls who are desperate to "look good" but can't afford the professional spray tans and instead apply their own fake tan twice daily.

they glow in the dark, but are not limited to liverpool
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# 'look good'?
:S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# yeh
hence the " "
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Oh Wobbly you are a card!!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# 70 gsm?
or shall I be bold and go for the 110?

Hail, mighty Stan.

Come to Verity's / my bash, we shall talk properly this time. Like a fat kid in a sweetshop, there are too many b3tans to chat with excitedly in one night when there are 30 in the venue unless you adoipt a speed-dating "everyone gets 3 minutes with each other" rule but I'm fed up with dating on speed.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# I think I am.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# coming or 'making your way to coventry'?
extemporise!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Going to the bash.


Booked time off ages ago.
Just monies and breaking down of car (which it inevitably will do) stopping me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:35, archived)
# frequent fliers get assistance
gaz
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# fucks on first date...
...WARNING! May come from liverpool and steal your wallet!
(Kennifer, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
#
liverpool and steal your wallet wonkaland and make you chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# :D
does anyone else think that the orange oompa loompas are more racist than those in the book?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# I never read the book
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:23, archived)
# they're black in the book
which is why they're not orange in Burton's film

the yank studio that made the Gene Kelly film felt this was racist so made them orange instead
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Lol racism
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:25, archived)
# it's quite clearly disablist, orangeist, and dwarfist.
not to mention yucky and creepy.

Edit: also, Gene Wilder, although Gene Kelly would have been funny as Willy Wonka.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# gene kelly?
innovative casting, there.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# yeh
better than that Wilder fella could've done, better singing voice too
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# all actors are filth.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# don't be daft
we don't let the girls nick the wallets, they're just the distraction



by which i mean CUNT
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# I think I'm beginning to fancy Beaker.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
#
on before
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Gotta say though, I illicitly watch football on the internet via Asian stations.
They often have commercials for skin-lightening products and it makes my blood run cold.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Haha I do that too, and have noticed them :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Does it make you want to shower with a sandpaper loofah too?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Yes, I sometimes watch from american feeds aswell, thats always funny the adverts there
What football team do you watch then?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# the american drug ads are the best
with 2 minutes of side effects after the ad
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Pffft!
I get the feeling that deregulation has made for quite some entertainment over there.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I'm a Manchester boy and I fell down on the side of United.
(I could also see Old Trafford from my bedroom window)
How's about you Ep?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Blackburn Lol!
I watched the Rovers Utd game in the pub... needles to say a few beers were drunk, although I did go to ewood for the fulham game.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I would have loved to have been there with you.
Unfortunately I'm currently living within a stones-throw from Glasgow and the SPL takes total presidence up here.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# I can get to blackburn in about 2 hours, so its not too bad to see some half decent football
Yeah internets is you're best bet to watch the EPL in scotland, that or just watch Jeff Stelling on Sky sports news and play the Jeff stelling drinking game
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# The Guv'nor will do you proud
He's no Sparky, but he's not the sort of chap that likes losing.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:44, archived)
# Yeah, we'll be fine, and he's silenced alot of critics, which is good
Although I think the title will be very close this season, but with drogba injured chelski are a bit fucked
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)
# god damn it there's two of you
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Oooooh har di har! :)
I know you're just kidding but.. Wednesday night, near freezing, 3rd round Coca Cola Cup tie against oh, i dunno, Swansea and we still sell the place out. That's my two penneth.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:42, archived)
# we sell out
when we're playing Havant & Waterlooville.

at least I know there's at least one other Kopite on here so when you and Pasanonic join forces I'll have a tag team partner too
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:50, archived)
# That's because in Asia if you have darker skin it means you're
a labourer, and being a labourer means you're poor.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Aye
I get the social pecking order. It just creeps me out so intensely.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Well although some can be more dangerous than tanning products,
it's practically the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:32, archived)
# My god, the beauty industry has a lot to answer for.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# mmm, some are actually just bleach.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# lies.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:26, archived)
# Fuck off and take yer south-east England with ya.
And then come back, cos you're required.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# you div
I am 'right' on the map from you, not north or south
by north south.

Launch the navigation tool that says 'Noo, you should have gone there turn around, your uncle Arthur would have known the way'.

Oops sorry, that's a SatNan
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:38, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# who dates? fucking doesn't require dating.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# neither does date raep.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# PATADEER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Mon 6 Oct 2008, 23:49, archived)