Heh. There's the ancient joke about the chicken soup recipe
It goes:
'Step 1: Catch your chicken...'
I didn't say it was a good joke.
edit: also, this may be handy:
everything2.com/e2node/How%2520to%2520kill%252C%2520pluck%2520and%2520dress%2520a%2520chicken
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'Step 1: Catch your chicken...'
I didn't say it was a good joke.
edit: also, this may be handy:
everything2.com/e2node/How%2520to%2520kill%252C%2520pluck%2520and%2520dress%2520a%2520chicken