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# ramsay's nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# WOAH!
(I helped save b3ta! electric cocksmoke, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# HOAH!
What iIIIIiiiiis it good for?


international trade relations and the economy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# AAABALOOBIE NUBBIN
say it agin.
(I helped save b3ta! electric cocksmoke, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# *hears thor's hammer struck in the distance*
doom, is comming
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Ok, slow down
And shrink this one a bit
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# my legs!!my legs!
see below for details and cider promotion.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# And he's off!
Righto, the chicken soup is calling me
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# kill the chickens before confounding them with the soup like miasma in which they will terminally reside
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Nonsense!
Boil them like lobsters, I will.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# well, a tried a boilin them like lobsters, but them like lobsters don't be no likin no boilin, what's to do!
ain't gonna feed no prairie rats tonight, not with them like lobsters
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# whoah! beatnik poetry!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I am a reincarnated blues poet, ahhhhh feel it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# -hits bongo for effect-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# hit it again daddio, wake up the MAN! with his iron boots
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# living in the nightmare nowhere of the american empire
-drums-
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)
# it's a cold empty place, the american crowd, all the fire of hatred is burn out, leaving a smouldering CORPSE of hope
*DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# fuck that was great.fancy a jazz cigarette?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# yeah, and bring on some gullible sluts
:D

ah yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# Heh. There's the ancient joke about the chicken soup recipe
It goes:

"Step 1: Catch your chicken..."

I didn't say it was a good joke.

edit: also, this may be handy:

everything2.com/e2node/How%2520to%2520kill%252C%2520pluck%2520and%2520dress%2520a%2520chicken

(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# "freshly choked old time traditional country chickensoup"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# Now
Please stop, or your're gonna burn :)

(The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Great pics chap but here's a couple of tips
-Don't post everything in a new thread, use the reply button

-Try to keep animations under 250k and images under 50k
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# These are all fine, but you're posting new threads a bit too quickly here.
If you slow down a bit people will be friendlier
edit: oh yes, under 250k and all that stuff too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Stop, you're going to get bummed to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Mod Edit, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# in the face too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)
# One of the best Two Ronnies serials
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Was that the one Harry Secombe wrote?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# haha,. evenin' m'dear, and thanks for the B'day wishes on facebook :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Nay bother squire
Having a good'un?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# aye, not too bad at all, ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# woah there leslie! best to reply to your original post with your images as new threads knock other people's work off the board (max of 15 new posts on a page)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Ramsay's Nietzschean Kite Mares.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Hooray!
Puntiem?
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)
# All fab images,
but wait a little bit before you post a new thread. Every new thread pushes an earlier one of the board, and we like to look at everyone's work for as long as possible (for the most part, anyway).

Alternatively, you can post new images in your existing thread by replying to it.

Oh, and don't delete this now, just remember it for future images.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Wise words
I always wonder how many n00bs get scared off, I believe in constructive critisicm
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# how do i delete my thread without deleting my image?cheers
so if i reply to my own original thread-then i don't step on anyone's shoes?(didn't even know i was doing that)..learnin.....how do i delete my thread as someone suggested,without deleting my image?press something?ahaaa!does this free up space for everybody else's uploads?i think i get it....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# don't delete the thread
no point just memorize the faq, size is important and flooding just gets peoples necks up. Don't run off though!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:17, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:18, archived)
# it's Guy Chadwick!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# DON'T DELETE!
you will get it in the neck even worse! you've learned how to post images, just take it easy when it comes to posting them. you really should read the faq, it tells you everything that's expected of you. remember, some people have capped bandwidth, so oversized images are a no-no. watch how others do it, you'll soon pick it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# You're forced to wait until Tuesday for a reason.
So you lurk. So you understand the board. So you don't FUCK UP

Dong off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Oh my today
has been bad, and I reached 1000 today too :(
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# The other day I suggested to a newbie that he slow down and not post loads of new threads at once
And a bunch of smart-arse wankers got all high and mighty and sarcastic implying i was being a cunt for telling him to slow down in a friendly and social way.

WELL WHOS LAUGHING NOW GUYS? WHO?!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Ha ha ha
we don't own b3ta, there could be some really good artists out there who get flamed so bad they run, although I reckon the wait til tuesday gives them excitement to make shite loads all desperate to get on the board!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Thats one thing the FAQ doesnt tell them
DONT GET ALL SPASTIC AND POST 5 NEW THREADS IN A ROW.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# annoying for sure
but I'm sure we've all been there
well I haven't...
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# hey, slow down there, tiger
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I wonder how many more he has
(Wize, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# ITS HUGE
bigger than big
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 19:20, archived)