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# OH HAI THAR.

I AM BEING KIND TO THOSE WITH LESS INTERNETS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# win
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# They were overun by a more advanced tribe.
Exactly twice as advanced.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# IF THE FROG JUMPS HALF THE DISTANCE EACH TIME
HE'LL NEVER GET THERE OMG OMG
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# ROFFLE NO WAI.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# i'm sure they appreciate it
i am presently drinking you hot for my sniffles and scratchy throat :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# put whisky in it
and ice cream and cigars
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# 3 drops of kerosene and a marshmallow.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# half a window and a jigger of pureed tiger chin
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# 3/17ths of a pig and the nail clippings of Dave Gorman.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# You've been reading that wrong I'm afraid
It's supposed to be half a widow, not window.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# shitty biscuits. :/
DAMN, I'M OUT OF THEM TOO!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# GET MICROWAVE TO GET YOU SOME.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# whisky? never!
*suppresses memories*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Blue WKD
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# sod that!
aftershock or bacardi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# ew. both.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# i love aftershock
how about vodka? aussie white? pernod? absinthe? bailey's?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# absinthe is the only one of those i like.
but i REALLY like it. i have a carafe and a posh slotted spoon and everything, woop.

what's aussie white?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# it's a wine
it's nice. sweet and quite strong. i've got an absinthe multipack in my kitchen. i've drunk most of the yellow one, but i've still got the black(my favourite), blue, green and red ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# :O :O :O
sounds like heresy to me. i like the proper absinthe, where you have to mix up a louche to drink it and it's pearlescent white by the time it settles. those coloured ready-to-drink spirits freak the hell outta me! but then i'm the only one in my flat NOT freaked out by drinking something that resembles hallucinogenic semen, so i suppose the rest of humanity wins again.

*sulks* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# don't get me wrong, i love the real stuff
but when your friends bring you them home from spain as a gift, it's rather rude to turn your nose up at it, no?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# oh god yeah, absolutely!
drink up! :)))))) *holds out empty glass*

i just HAVE to try this one day:
www.feeverte.net/guide/historic-absinthe-brands/edouard_pernod/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# bloody hell!
i'd chase that green fairy all over!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# *sings drinking song*
When the glass is full, drink up, drink up
This may be the last time we see this cup!
If god wanted us sober, he'd knock the glass over
So while it is full we drink up!

Yaaaaah da-dee...yaaaaah da-da...*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# heheh
the stuff i've got is meant to be 80%. it's very strong, but i doubt it really is 80%
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# Are they different flavours then?
Or just different colours to make vomit more fun? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# different flavours
although most of them seem to involve citrus. the red one is pomegranate and the black one is blackberry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# The finest wines available to humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# indeed.
i deserve no less.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# hurr hurr hurr
drink it all up, bitch.

*bow-chickawacka-bow bo-bown-bo-bo-chickachicka*

/80's porno
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# oh, lemon, you're so big!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# UH. YEAH. YOU LIKE THAT? UHH.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# BEHOLD MY EXQUISIT MOUSTACHE, WOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# That is what I would say.
I dont think I would get very far as a porn star.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# *beholds*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# I put on my wizard robe and hat.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# robe?
ooh, i thought you said wizard's sleeve...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# OH BABY, CREAM MY TEATS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# PFFFFFThahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# aaaaww!
can i have one as a pet?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# ROLOLFEL
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# i didn't know
roseanne had done any silent films!
must have been a challenge for her, not being able to be heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# HAI!
I CAN SEE YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING
UNDER CONTROL, CARRY ON. WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# HAI. WTF? U HAVE ALMOST NO INTERNETS AT ALL!
STOP LOOKING!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)