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# With each comment you show more and more
your naivety when it comes to relationships :D
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# im begining to think i just shouldn't bother.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# What?
Did you think there was no price to pay for regular action?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# surely you should at least like each other and get along.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Ideally, yeah.
But one or the other always wields the power :D
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# hahahahahahhahaha!!!!!
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# ^
Warm and wet orifices to be paid for in

-listening to our whining
-fetching us tissue when we cry
-knowing what we want at least 10 minutes before we do
-chocolate cake
-quavers
-congratulating us for completing games on the ps3
-reaching things
-opening things
-squashing things
-mending things
-programming things
-finding things we only just put down a minute ago.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:12, archived)
# agile tounge to be paid for with:
not being a completely childish pain in the arse.

The rest I'm cool with,
-I can listen to whining all day, I have to listen to my own too, you know.
-yep I always have tissues around.
-of course, I can even convince of you what you want.
-can bake it
-yup and semiquavers, and rests and crochets...
-you have a ps3? SCORE!!
-im taller than average
-yep, got an opener on my keyring
-i'm heavy enough, i'll just sit on it
-yeah, had 20 years training
-MATLAB, FORTRAN, BASIC. and a tiny amount of C
-probably can manage that.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)