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# how many chips do you want?
40?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# This belt is made of real leather.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:06, archived)
# are they leatherbound pounds?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Smoking makes you dead.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:09, archived)
# when y're y'know... doing your skinhead threesom thing in the middle of the night, do you get confused between your heads and your arses
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Millwall Millwall, you're all really dreadful
and all your girlfriends are unfulfilled and alienated...
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:15, archived)
# this is you. tra-la-la-la tra-la-la-la
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:16, archived)
# :D
I'm sorry you remind me so much of him, if you're at all offended. I'm sure if I ever caught you in a bad mood you'd be Bernard.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:18, archived)
# i've had far worse comparisons.
i invite less of them now that i'm surrounded by a thick cloud of smoke and empty wine bottles all the time.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:21, archived)
# 'i'm surrounded by a thick cloud of smoke'
You caved?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# oh sorry, now that i'm NOT
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:28, archived)
# So Jim, have I ever told you about the old country?
The songs! Oh Jim, they'd melt your face. "Ohh I live in a shoe on Moore Street, I'm a prostitute from Newry..."
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Why......why did you buy a wicker toilet?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:20, archived)
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Uhh got to blend in with a heavy metal group... who stole some... furniture. Bastards.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Sat on myself to some extent...
We've got to stop this, we look like fools.
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I've been doing this job for tweny minutes- YEARS!
Twenty years. Since I was... fifteen. And uhh you know, it doesn't get any easier. That's why I've made my decision to retire. That's right, Barry, I'm retiring. Nogsy was my last case. I've had a hundred per cent success rate. I'm only getting older and slower. It's time for this old warhorse to be put out to pasture.


(had to check that one -- but only a very wee bit)
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Tog o with your wallet?
(, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)