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# You really upgraded!
Last time we spoke, you were just on the one filthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Yep, now she can wear heavy armour and fire lasers from her clout.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# And she has +2 constitution
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# and a +1 axe of wounding
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# But you still haven't found a suitable breastplate.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# i'm thinking of getting one hammered out
and moulded around my head. it's about the same size as one of my boobs, so it should do nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# laser clout
sounds like a good gif that one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# DON'T do it
Unless you intend to link it. Nice as we've been, that will get you KILLED
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Been done various times.
The particular one that sticks in my mind is the giant spider woman firing her lasgina at buildings.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I can't be the only one to read that as lasagna.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# who told you about my lasers?
*clouts round the head*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)