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# chickens
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Pfft!
You are a mental bastard and I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Near the top.
I found this today.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Goatse's gone into PROPERTY???
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Its a security company.
It would bloody keep me away.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)
# But the bottom is falling out of the market
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:12, archived)
# paint the ring on the finger!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Cock Nicholson?
...just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Or Jack Chickolson?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)
# Allo Heff :)
*hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# allo luv!
How's my favorite lady o' the interwebs?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Snuffley with germs
But otherwise braw. How is thy good transatlantic self?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Haha
I can't wait for next weeks installment. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:49, archived)
# me neither
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)
# I'm keeping my fingers crossed for it being John McCririck
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# first time anyone's ever said that
with the possible exception of a trigger-happy sniper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# or someone opening
the obits page of the racing post
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# or his wife
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)
# BOOBY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:04, archived)
# i can sit here with no top on if i want!
that doesn't mean you can look at my boobies!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# LIsten here you!
If you have the gall to be a woman on b3ta, the least you could do is get your waps out for us all to see!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:19, archived)
# i did!
didn't you see my 10,000?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# mother
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# you are getting much better at this
this is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:50, archived)
# fun
may i take this moment to thank the right honourable gentleman for his kind and encouraging words....ps hope the infection clears up for you
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# you're welcome
and thanks, i'm feeling much better today.


p.s, i'm not a gentleman, i'm one of them there girlies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:58, archived)
# fawn fawn
etc

a/c
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# bugger off
i'm too heavily medicated to fawn.
i couldn't even manage a light pander.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:01, archived)
# That makes me want to shop a panda balloon
but I can't, because of dangerous computer viruses.
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# INTERNETS. SERIOUS BUSINESS.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Shit! OH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
What the fucks are we going to do?
What CAN we do?
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! owensanity, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# You're 3 minutes early
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:06, archived)
# what what?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# ...and how!
Hi Smash! Missed you!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)
# did you?
aaawww, you're sweet! careful, i'm full of evil germs and lemsip today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Pfffft 'gentleman'!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# hey!
just because i'm a dirty, dirty slut, there's no need to laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# You really upgraded!
Last time we spoke, you were just on the one filthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Yep, now she can wear heavy armour and fire lasers from her clout.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:07, archived)
# And she has +2 constitution
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# and a +1 axe of wounding
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:14, archived)
# But you still haven't found a suitable breastplate.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# i'm thinking of getting one hammered out
and moulded around my head. it's about the same size as one of my boobs, so it should do nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:21, archived)
# laser clout
sounds like a good gif that one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# DON'T do it
Unless you intend to link it. Nice as we've been, that will get you KILLED
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Been done various times.
The particular one that sticks in my mind is the giant spider woman firing her lasgina at buildings.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:15, archived)
# I can't be the only one to read that as lasagna.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:16, archived)
# who told you about my lasers?
*clouts round the head*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:11, archived)
# masks! ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:51, archived)
# ha ha ha flipping YES!
this is great!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:53, archived)
# hahaa
that's awesome! :D

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:57, archived)
# From the front: died, survived, survived, died, survived, died....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:59, archived)
# yellow uniforms ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:02, archived)
# or blue
just realised, Gene Roddenberry hated reds. He's going on the list
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:05, archived)
# what list is this?
am i on it?
/just wants to belong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:09, archived)
# the list of people i don't like
and would have strong words with if i ever met
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# The first one's scottie though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:08, archived)
# He's dead isn't he?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Jim
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:13, archived)
# but he
didn't go on an away team mission the first time he wore red as a newbie, so he survived slightly longer
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
WOo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# This...
...is a good post.
WOO! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)
# hahahahahaa
needs more woo! Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 12:50, archived)
# That is so funny
Kirk's irritated expression makes it. It's like they do this to him every few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Ahahaha :D
Fucking brilliant.
Perfect expression.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:52, archived)
# "I eat grain 200 yards away from farmers who are trained to KILL me"....
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I look forward to installment 2 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 18:56, archived)
# I think you'll fit right in.
Nice work :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Hahaha
what the christ
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 8 Oct 2008, 19:10, archived)