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# Not rude at all
As a doctor, I prescribe 30ml of hard liquor for your back.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)
# is there such a thing as soft liquor?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# If he's gentle, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# *eyes up absinthe cache*
fuck the soft liquor, i want drunkenness!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Hurrah!
I've got 2 glasses of wine and a lager left. I think that'll see me over the finishing line.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)
# i've got my absinthe
2 bottles of whisky and a bottle of rose. i'm saving them for my birthday party.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I've got a tongue like a cat
Not a sensitive lover, but I can sandpaper your shelves.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# please tell me shelves is a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Hahaha! yes it is!!!
Unfortunately, sandpapering is not.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# bugger.
*hunts for fresh batteries*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I don't want to know where you are going to insert batteries in him.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# who said i was going to insert them into him?
now, bend over...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# ***Spoiler***
In his anus.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 2:37, archived)
# How about....
...a hard licker for his front?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)