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# I had a very strange night once on acid
thinking the very same thing as cars went by me


/good times
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# Send me some in the post
It'll liven things up in work.

Arf.
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# haha sorry don't touch that stuff anymore :D

gimme a good drink and a smoke anytime
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# I'll take the drink
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# I think things like this anyway.
Some friends of mine once had a 'drug night' and asked why I wasn't getting involved.
I told them that I teeter on the jagged edge of reality as it is, and am not ready to make the final leap yet.

They replied that if I was going to start being poetic, I could fuck off.
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# hahaha :D
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# Pfffft!
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# ha ha ha ha
At university I vividly recall dropping round at the house of some mates all of whom had dropped some very odd homebrew mushroom combination. I threw my self down onto a huge saggy beanbag and speared myself in the buttock with a steak knife that was caught in the folds... My rabid and sudden screaming did nothing for their poor addled heads and I have never seen such distraught looking faces as I launched them into the worst headfuck ever as they where faced with a chap who came round to their house just to scream and bleed at them!
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# Haha,
On the Sunday of coming back from the Derby Bash I found my boyfriend and my flatmate high on weed, intertwined and massaging each others various body parts.

I stood in the doorway for a few seconds and then knocked and told them that I was heading to bed now, so could they keep the noise down.

They jumped a mile and looked as guilty as sin.
I haven't decided quite what to do yet. I think saying nothing worries them more.
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