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# The new model............bless!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Haha
It has an angry face!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# I had a very strange night once on acid
thinking the very same thing as cars went by me


/good times
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Send me some in the post
It'll liven things up in work.

Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# haha sorry don't touch that stuff anymore :D

gimme a good drink and a smoke anytime
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I'll take the drink
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# I think things like this anyway.
Some friends of mine once had a 'drug night' and asked why I wasn't getting involved.
I told them that I teeter on the jagged edge of reality as it is, and am not ready to make the final leap yet.

They replied that if I was going to start being poetic, I could fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:32, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
At university I vividly recall dropping round at the house of some mates all of whom had dropped some very odd homebrew mushroom combination. I threw my self down onto a huge saggy beanbag and speared myself in the buttock with a steak knife that was caught in the folds... My rabid and sudden screaming did nothing for their poor addled heads and I have never seen such distraught looking faces as I launched them into the worst headfuck ever as they where faced with a chap who came round to their house just to scream and bleed at them!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:41, archived)
# Haha,
On the Sunday of coming back from the Derby Bash I found my boyfriend and my flatmate high on weed, intertwined and massaging each others various body parts.

I stood in the doorway for a few seconds and then knocked and told them that I was heading to bed now, so could they keep the noise down.

They jumped a mile and looked as guilty as sin.
I haven't decided quite what to do yet. I think saying nothing worries them more.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:55, archived)
# Ahhhh the simple joys of whacking on the brakes
and watching that smug tail-gating tits face go white in the mirror...(drives a crap old car blog)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Absolutely!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# And while I have my rant head on......
Following a Landrover Discovery round the back lanes of Lincolnshire, and watching in total admiration as it repeatedly swerved out into the other lane and generally veered all over the road to avoid the little muddy puddles and ever common heaps of horse poo......
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:31, archived)
# yep
and usually with one tiny schoolboy call Tarquin in the back....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Amen
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
# ^this
(drives a crap old bike and is suicidal)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:27, archived)
# Bloody BMW drivers
bastards.
(mrpotes, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:23, archived)
# Audis are getting like it as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# Urgghh.
WTF is that Q7 montrous pile of shit about, anyway?
(mrpotes, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:28, archived)
# That's a Spike Milligan series isn't it?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:35, archived)
# haha
SUVs = Cunts
(jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:25, archived)
# I am backing up rapidly to read this . . .
*CRUNCH* . . . Oops !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:29, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:33, archived)