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i'd quite like to see him on my bed

ready, willing and throbbing in his manliest area...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:06, archived)

You have him

I'll have Willis.

Mmmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:07, archived)

willis? whatchoo talkin' about?

have you seen the last boy scout?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:13, archived)

Ewww

I'm not sure you could pay me enough to go near that bloke with two barge poles taped firmly together

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)

i'd do him even if it was just to be able to say i had

the payment would be a bonus and would go some way towards procuring michael mcmanus for an evening of fun and frolicks

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:17, archived)

Heh, now we're talking

I wonder whether it would be possible to start a secret fan club where everyone donates as much as possible, then you pool the monies and 'hire' one of those gorgeous sorts to attend your 'function'*

*hired out room with hundreds of eagerly waiting, horny peoples

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i'm sure they'd be up for it

never mind the money, all stars love to be loved and told that their gorgeous. stroke their egos and they'll let you stroke anything else you fancy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)