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# Well...
...*I* think he's sexy.

Also, How the hell are you? I'm learning Japanese...
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 3:52, archived)
# hakasuru nigai meke!
he's not my type but what really kills it is the hideous house.

edit: oh, and his real face was not much better than freebase's. kind of dopey, really.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:00, archived)
# Arigatou gozaimashite!
Hajimamashite! Domo yoroshiku...
O-genki desu ka? Watashi wa genki desu. O do-yoobi watashe ne ni jyuu kyuu sai!

(I've only had one lesson, missed one due to migraine, but I'm really starting to get it. Now I just have to learn 51 new letters and their associated sounds by next tuesday. Easy)
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)
# um, i don't know much. i may get these wrong.
jigokue o chiro, fuketa meke wa nigai! kebu kai baita! kusai kuso kitanai harigata!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:24, archived)
# well
I recognised the word for "dildo"... This is tricky given that words like 'dildo' aren't in my Hiragana-Igirsuno dictionary!

You bad bad bear!

*edit* Now I know it's "filthy Dildo" - working backword...

*edit* Foul camp filthy Dildo...

*edit* something Bitch, foul camp filthy dildo...

*edit* something bitter Bitch, foul camp filthy dildo...

*edit* Hell something bitter Bitch, foul camp filthy dildo...

(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:36, archived)
# stinky, shitty, dirty dildo!
as i recall, anyway. also:
go to hell, you old, bitter drag queen! hairy slut!

i used to live with a chinese drag queen and she told me nasty stuff that i've long forgotten.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Oh, Chinese is great!
I know some choice insults in mandarin. My favourite being:

Ni ta ma de Tien-xia suo yuo de ren do gai xia

or: Fuck everyone in the universe to death
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:55, archived)
# haha, super!
no idea if what he taught me was mandarin or cantonese as he spoke a ton of languages.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 5:02, archived)
# You can approximate it like this:
Nee tama der chen sha soo-oh yoo-oh der run doh guy sha

And don't forget Bi-zhui! (bee-zhway!) Shut up!

Or to be more polite: Bai-tuo, an-jing yi-dien
(Buy-twoh, an jing ee-jen): We will enjoy your silence now
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 5:06, archived)
# politeness?
haha, i remember that archaic process.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 5:29, archived)
# ..and:
Hou-zi de pigu

Baboon's ass-crack
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:56, archived)
# Heh. Orightyou? Goshiamashite!
This foreign language stuff is easy.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:38, archived)
# Not bad...
...I think you mean O-haayo Gozaimasu...Good morning sir/madam.
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 4:43, archived)