
Be more smug. And wear stripey shirts with plain white collars.
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:41,
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I'm reading The Bonfire of the Vanities at the moment and it's nothing but high-powered takeovers and eighties finnese. It's awesome.
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:53,
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You should read a book called "Ugly Americans".
It is fucking awesome!
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:56,
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It is fucking awesome!

Does it have hostile takeovers and liquid lunches?
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:57,
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and ended up as a futures trader in Tokyo, and made the biggest trade in history, making something like $50 million for himself in an hour.
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:59,
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and I'd be like "recession? hah! don't make me laugh! give me the coke!"
it'd be great
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:43,
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it'd be great

days in the city. But without the Coke....
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:45,
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christ, even the pie factory wouldn't employ me
bah :(
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:54,
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bah :(

You don't want to work in the City anyway. You will just drink too much. Yeah, you will earn a fair bit fo money, but it'll all be gone in a couple of weeks. And you run the explicit risk of becoming a cunt!
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:58,
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but I know fuck all about the actual occasional work that gets done in city land
so I'm doomed
twas a local pie factory, didn't really fancy it to be honest
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:00,
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so I'm doomed
twas a local pie factory, didn't really fancy it to be honest

Well I hope you find work soon.
Many many things happen in the city....
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:10,
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Many many things happen in the city....

Everyone'd be all, "Hey Discomeats! Great job on the Giscard account. I hear you nailed!" and "Yo! HOW'S MY MAN MEATS?!" and "Hey, Discy-baby. Wanna do some charlie out of a hooker's belly-button?"
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:47,
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*snorts coke*
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