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Fucking Ace! And is that the tallest Hot Dog seller in the world?
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:32,
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Now there's a program I'd watch... Brian Blessed & Alexei Sayle's Hot Dog Vending.
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:36,
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My ex was in an Alexei Sayle sketch when she was younger. I have been trying to find it for years!
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:38,
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"I made love to this woman before she cut me up and put me through a mincer. Then I arranged a hostile take over and made a cool million."
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:37,
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to live like a millionaire you need at least eight million pounds. That's no doubt gone up by now.
EDIT: Also, I wish I'd had a heavy night. I'm sick :(
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:40,
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EDIT: Also, I wish I'd had a heavy night. I'm sick :(
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It is true.
I believe that you would make £18,000 pounds interest a year off a million pounds. Which although I wouldn't complain about, isn't really a lot of money. I think it was Michael Winner who said what you are referring to....
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:43,
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I believe that you would make £18,000 pounds interest a year off a million pounds. Which although I wouldn't complain about, isn't really a lot of money. I think it was Michael Winner who said what you are referring to....
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you are giving free money away to the bank while at the same time watching the purchasing power of your cash slowly leak away over time and that's before it's even taxed
OH GOD, I'M PICKING UP CITY WORKER DISEASE!
*snorts coke*
"FAAAKIN GREAT CHARLIE!!"
oh shit!
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:53,
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OH GOD, I'M PICKING UP CITY WORKER DISEASE!
*snorts coke*
"FAAAKIN GREAT CHARLIE!!"
oh shit!
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You have to speculate to accumulate man!
I speculate that the Nikkei is a pile of wank, now I am accumulating a giant COke Habit!
*wins*
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:54,
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I speculate that the Nikkei is a pile of wank, now I am accumulating a giant COke Habit!
*wins*
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that's about 13,000 a year. even given inflation, i'd need far, far less than that to live off for the first few years, maybe even decades.
that's even if i don't invest wisely, or whatever.
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Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:09,
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that's even if i don't invest wisely, or whatever.
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Be more smug. And wear stripey shirts with plain white collars.
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:41,
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I'm reading The Bonfire of the Vanities at the moment and it's nothing but high-powered takeovers and eighties finnese. It's awesome.
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:53,
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You should read a book called "Ugly Americans".
It is fucking awesome!
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:56,
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It is fucking awesome!
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Does it have hostile takeovers and liquid lunches?
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:57,
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and ended up as a futures trader in Tokyo, and made the biggest trade in history, making something like $50 million for himself in an hour.
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:59,
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and I'd be like "recession? hah! don't make me laugh! give me the coke!"
it'd be great
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:43,
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it'd be great
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days in the city. But without the Coke....
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:45,
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christ, even the pie factory wouldn't employ me
bah :(
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:54,
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bah :(
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You don't want to work in the City anyway. You will just drink too much. Yeah, you will earn a fair bit fo money, but it'll all be gone in a couple of weeks. And you run the explicit risk of becoming a cunt!
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:58,
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but I know fuck all about the actual occasional work that gets done in city land
so I'm doomed
twas a local pie factory, didn't really fancy it to be honest
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:00,
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so I'm doomed
twas a local pie factory, didn't really fancy it to be honest
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Well I hope you find work soon.
Many many things happen in the city....
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:10,
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Many many things happen in the city....
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Everyone'd be all, "Hey Discomeats! Great job on the Giscard account. I hear you nailed!" and "Yo! HOW'S MY MAN MEATS?!" and "Hey, Discy-baby. Wanna do some charlie out of a hooker's belly-button?"
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:47,
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*snorts coke*
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:51,
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There is a temp receptionist downstairs. Wanna take her out for lunch, get her hammered and then make her your wife?
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:53,
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edit: on second thoughts maybe I don't
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:34,
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Oh shit, I have sausages and BACON!
Thanks for reminding me. I need to go purchase bread now so bacons sandwiches can be produced!
:D
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:46,
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Thanks for reminding me. I need to go purchase bread now so bacons sandwiches can be produced!
:D
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Its just a fucking hotdog! It doesnt have feelings!
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:43,
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I must have that, it would be the best thing ever to have in your house
:D
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:46,
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:D
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O_O
edit: ponder, that somewhere, someone designed this, and had it moulded and painted and all the effort from different people involved to create it, it's quite.. scary :D
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:57,
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edit: ponder, that somewhere, someone designed this, and had it moulded and painted and all the effort from different people involved to create it, it's quite.. scary :D
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Also I yam genius! I just sprayed on some BO basher and realised it was spray mount!
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:46,
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the same end result was the desired result.
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:54,
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It makes it a sweat toatie:P
20 minutes in the shower that took to get rid of!
#Never by the M3 brand of sweat-away!:p
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:56,
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20 minutes in the shower that took to get rid of!
#Never by the M3 brand of sweat-away!:p
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please explain using experimental dance moves
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:56,
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The on demand player for the BBC channels. The volume goes up to 11.
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Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:58,
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