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(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
oh god that's really wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking Ace! And is that the tallest Hot Dog seller in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# second tallest
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Oh yeah?
And who is the tallest you slapper?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# your BUM

lol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ROFL!
I has a big bum :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Am it
teh blessed?
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# *watches again*
Nah, it is Alexei Sayle ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hah
Now there's a program I'd watch... Brian Blessed & Alexei Sayle's Hot Dog Vending.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Awesomeness!
My ex was in an Alexei Sayle sketch when she was younger. I have been trying to find it for years!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# i'm afraid she lied to you
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# SmUGMEATS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:32, archived)
# "yeah, I'm being fucking minced"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Hahaha.
"I made love to this woman before she cut me up and put me through a mincer. Then I arranged a hostile take over and made a cool million."
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:37, archived)
# It is impossible to live for the rest of your life on a million quid alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# I read an article a while back that said,
to live like a millionaire you need at least eight million pounds. That's no doubt gone up by now.

EDIT: Also, I wish I'd had a heavy night. I'm sick :(
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Aye,
It is true.

I believe that you would make £18,000 pounds interest a year off a million pounds. Which although I wouldn't complain about, isn't really a lot of money. I think it was Michael Winner who said what you are referring to....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I think it might be.
He's a class A tit.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# living off interest is for chumps though
you are giving free money away to the bank while at the same time watching the purchasing power of your cash slowly leak away over time and that's before it's even taxed

OH GOD, I'M PICKING UP CITY WORKER DISEASE!

*snorts coke*

"FAAAKIN GREAT CHARLIE!!"

oh shit!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You have to speculate to accumulate man!

I speculate that the Nikkei is a pile of wank, now I am accumulating a giant COke Habit!

*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# *gurns*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *tapes*
*sells*
*makes a cool million*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# bollocks, even if i lived to a hundred,
that's about 13,000 a year. even given inflation, i'd need far, far less than that to live off for the first few years, maybe even decades.
that's even if i don't invest wisely, or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I wish I'd had a cool million
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# You're obviously not smug enough.
Be more smug. And wear stripey shirts with plain white collars.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Oi!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# ?
Are you a manufacturer of such shirts?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I may own one or two ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Haha I love those shirts.
I'm reading The Bonfire of the Vanities at the moment and it's nothing but high-powered takeovers and eighties finnese. It's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Sweet!
You should read a book called "Ugly Americans".

It is fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Ooh I've heard about that.
Does it have hostile takeovers and liquid lunches?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# It is about a fella who went to Yale I think it was,
and ended up as a futures trader in Tokyo, and made the biggest trade in history, making something like $50 million for himself in an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
# if I was smug I could get a job in the city
and I'd be like "recession? hah! don't make me laugh! give me the coke!"

it'd be great
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# You are reminding me of my wonderful
days in the city. But without the Coke....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hah, I doubt anyone in the city would employ me anyway
christ, even the pie factory wouldn't employ me

bah :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Which Pie Factory?
You don't want to work in the City anyway. You will just drink too much. Yeah, you will earn a fair bit fo money, but it'll all be gone in a couple of weeks. And you run the explicit risk of becoming a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
# heh, I'm somewhat desparate for money, man
but I know fuck all about the actual occasional work that gets done in city land

so I'm doomed

twas a local pie factory, didn't really fancy it to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:00, archived)
# Fair enough,
Well I hope you find work soon.

Many many things happen in the city....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:10, archived)
# heh ta, but in this locale I feel quite doomed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:17, archived)
# You'd be the man.
Everyone'd be all, "Hey Discomeats! Great job on the Giscard account. I hear you nailed!" and "Yo! HOW'S MY MAN MEATS?!" and "Hey, Discy-baby. Wanna do some charlie out of a hooker's belly-button?"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# "fuck, yeah man I would but I have to sleep now, I was up all night working on the Wilson Buyout and fucking 8 hookers, so I'm going to have half an hours sleep and I'll be right with you!"
*snorts coke*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# "Catch you later! My man..."
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Hey, Minister!
There is a temp receptionist downstairs. Wanna take her out for lunch, get her hammered and then make her your wife?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:53, archived)
# You got it!
Let me just finish this Harvey Wallbanger (sp?).
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# this makes me want a hotdog
edit: on second thoughts maybe I don't
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:34, archived)
# He obviously likes them
I want some meat now......
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I only got these, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Oh man that looks good....
Oh shit, I have sausages and BACON!

Thanks for reminding me. I need to go purchase bread now so bacons sandwiches can be produced!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You scared that you will turn into Spongebob?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:40, archived)
# some of the google images for
hot dog stand are quite... odd
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:42, archived)
# haha read the comments
Its just a fucking hotdog! It doesnt have feelings!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:43, archived)
# I want that
I must have that, it would be the best thing ever to have in your house

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What the Fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# heres another image of one in better light
O_O

edit: ponder, that somewhere, someone designed this, and had it moulded and painted and all the effort from different people involved to create it, it's quite.. scary :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:57, archived)
# hahahahahahah
mental!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:36, archived)
# OH shit I only just got this.
Fucking A+
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:38, archived)
# hahahaha -you're a gifted
butcher
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:44, archived)
# This is the best I have seen of this compo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:45, archived)
# HAHAHA
Also I yam genius! I just sprayed on some BO basher and realised it was spray mount!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:46, archived)
# it will keep your arms glued down
the same end result was the desired result.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Naaa
It makes it a sweat toatie:P

20 minutes in the shower that took to get rid of!
#Never by the M3 brand of sweat-away!:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# god awful :D
edit: :( gimmy a brake
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Like your spelling?:P
Also am I other only person to see the iplayer homage to Spinal Tap?


EDIT: No make me!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Yeah it's awesome isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I have no idea what you are talking about
please explain using experimental dance moves
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:56, archived)
# *shakes groove thang*
The on demand player for the BBC channels. The volume goes up to 11.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:58, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 14:59, archived)
#
This may helpl the uneducated:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Oh I'm educated.
That was just an ascii representation of my dance.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Nononono
The uneducated above your post:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:08, archived)
# Yeah I noticed that
Nice touch
(orukusaki actually fucking posted something for a change, on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# i saw this too
great innit
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Whoopwhoop!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 15:07, archived)