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# i saw one of my stupid neighbours earlier today.
she was talking with another person i know. i waved and the one i know better stopped me to ask me a question about hallowe'en. the other woman asked me if i was ready for the trick-or-treaters. i asked her if she'd let her kids eat anything i gave them.

cue uncomfortable (for her) silence.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# cue massive BWAHAHAHA! from you.
Likely you were nice, and didn't.
BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!! from me BTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:01, archived)
# sensible neighbour tried to make light of it.
the dumbass one has done me no wrong but i still can't stand her. i think she must trigger something in my lizard brain.

also, stuff in oven.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# ok, oceantime.
I SHALL SEE YOU ALL LATER.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)
# PUUUUUUUNK!!!!!!
Enjoy it, l8rs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)
# don't get eaten by anything big and toothy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:21, archived)
# he hasn't come back yet. i bet he's dead.
dibs on the skull.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 4:27, archived)
# NOW I'M GOING TO HAUNT YOU
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 5:36, archived)
# SOG-SOGGY-GRUNTPAIN HAS EMERGED FROM THE SEA!
DON'T RUN YOU FOOLS, MADNESS HAS ALREADY WON!!
HA, HAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 5:38, archived)
# i like ghosts. we'll hang out and make fun of the living.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 5:50, archived)
# I've got some old prawns left over
might cover them in nutella and pass them off as 'treats'

I love halloween me
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# too good for the little beggars.
add some glass shards.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)
# TRICK OR TREEEAAATTTTT!!!
*awaits*
(Fluffy Face is blaming your picture for breaking my commode, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)