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# i see a big demon with a yellow bikini top and a jaundiced cock
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:20, archived)
# You should have that on auto complete
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# How do you know he didn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Because the last time he said that he started with a capital "I"
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# i don't use autocomplete
i used to have WAY too many 'hahahaha's in there
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# There is now a witch with very big glasses
on Stephen Frys programme :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:26, archived)
# is it on digital or terrestrial?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:28, archived)
# BBC One.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Is she writing spells?
Edit: Log onto MSN and I shall send you a tune to start your collection.
It shall be one of my choice.
What type of musics do you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Logging on now :D
I like anything really, I am very fond of acoustic joys though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS AROUSED.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hello bumgoblin
how's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:24, archived)
# All of my prostitutes are drying up...
Otherwise, I don't know at the moment I'm out of my head busy and confused by women.

How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:25, archived)
# you need to embalm them to stop them drying up
and women are genrally confusing.
my only advice is to marry one, that way it's less important, and you can legitimately ignore the rest of them

life is reasonable here, but only reasonable
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)
# let's hope things improve
*firm handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 21:31, archived)