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# don't forget that they're mostly shit at it
Australians tend to make shit barmen...

you want more than a thimble full of beer? you DON'T was 50% head?

What's this ALE stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Good chaps, they tend to be, friendly sorts. Shorts in winter though. Silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# yeah
I have loads of really lovely Aussie mates and they're great.

Good travellers too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Running in flip flops would be an olympic sport for them
I have no idea how they manage it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# HAHAH!! they don't last very long here.
"YOU FACKING CANT!! I ARDERED A FLAMIN BEER NOT A FACKIN CAPP-A-CHIN-O!!"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# To be fair
all you've said there is that the Aussie barman can't tell the difference between beer and milky coffee.

Having said this, I've seen lots of Brits on holiday. Sometimes I despair of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# they can't! that's why there are all these pikey backpackers pulling beers here!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Oi, one of those pikey backpackers was my drummer for a bit
although I don't think he tended bar. He did work on a celery farm for a bit though, and hit a big spider with a shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)