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# Ning Board
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Argh!
It's not Hallowe'en yet!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Everyday is Halloween
nIng V
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# HIPPY BATHDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# oooh!
happy candle day :D

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# It's not going well, is it?
*ponders*

I still say me for PM, it can't be any worse than the current one. I'll use b3ta as a think tank.

Edit: Sorry, I'm captain slow today. Happy b3taday, lovely freeblybeebly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# *votes*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# You shall come in most handy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Excellent!
What can I do?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Loll about at the front of number 10 advising people of their small amount of worth
whilst dressed as Byron and fanning yourself with a delicate fan fashioned of gossamer thin petals. We'll get you a new one daily.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# *salutes*
Will do skipper
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Wonderous. I'll get you an opium pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I have a spare
next to the laudanum in the cupboard.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Excellent news, chancellor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# oooooh
*finally a position of power NOW they'll ALL pay laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Hooray!
How does one go about becoming PM? Is there a fast track option?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Yes, but you'll need some power tools
And my assistance.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I like the sound of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# *stands as opposing candidate*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# *shits in voting box*
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# no write in candiates allowed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# You're Australian
... and you have to take an 'I can speak English' test before they even let you into this country
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Which seems a lot of effort to become a barman if you ask me.
*ducks vegemite and wallagaloolas and all that sort of thing*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# what's a wallagaloola?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I have no idea.
Is there such a thing as a dollawagonga? A ballomaloora?

This could take some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# those things only make sense
in Hawaii i believe
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# No, that's hatunas and kahawiis.
Don't even get me started on honowallatikis.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:09, archived)
# dollawagonas exist. they are cheap cars that belong to italians
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# don't forget that they're mostly shit at it
Australians tend to make shit barmen...

you want more than a thimble full of beer? you DON'T was 50% head?

What's this ALE stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Good chaps, they tend to be, friendly sorts. Shorts in winter though. Silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# yeah
I have loads of really lovely Aussie mates and they're great.

Good travellers too.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Running in flip flops would be an olympic sport for them
I have no idea how they manage it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:19, archived)
# HAHAH!! they don't last very long here.
"YOU FACKING CANT!! I ARDERED A FLAMIN BEER NOT A FACKIN CAPP-A-CHIN-O!!"
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# To be fair
all you've said there is that the Aussie barman can't tell the difference between beer and milky coffee.

Having said this, I've seen lots of Brits on holiday. Sometimes I despair of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# they can't! that's why there are all these pikey backpackers pulling beers here!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Oi, one of those pikey backpackers was my drummer for a bit
although I don't think he tended bar. He did work on a celery farm for a bit though, and hit a big spider with a shoe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:15, archived)
# if my parents had married, i would be a british citizen and would not be up the shitter in terms of postgrad scholarships
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Marriage is for squares. daddio.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# it's fucked me over completely :(
fucking selfish hippies. i really feel like suing durex for my existence some days.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:07, archived)
# You can't get much more opposing
than actually being upside-down, though.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Burn the witch etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# it's ironic really, as the majority of the population can't speak english properly.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Good man, have a free tricorn and cutlass.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I'm actually quietly hopeful of how things might ultimately turn out
... everyone seems to be coming around to the idea that being feckless greedy tossbags might not be the best way to run the world for everyone's benefit...

Also - they're looking for a way to monetarise 3rd world forests at the moment, which is a pretty fucking good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# erm... sorry
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# You're damn straight, *votes*, that's right.
Could go either way, although I approach any political decision with a large amount of cynicism.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# as well you should missus
... but - like I said - I think we're in powerfully strange times and it could result in an actual difference in the way in which things are done.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# My best friend is a conspiracy theorist (esp. world money markets, we live in Rothschild country)
so I'm a bit edging towards the side of sinister and shady dealings. Fully prepared for insidiousness. I hope I'm wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# I agree that those people in power
are by definition out to fuck over most of the rest of us as quietly as they can...

I just think the markets have given people a sound spanking
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# "monetarise third world forests"?
Is that like in H2G2 where they decide on using leaves as banknotes?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# nope
it's where they find ways to give money to less developed nations to disincentivise them chopping down the trees.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# d'oh!
Silly me.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# *vetoes*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Upsetting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# you know I like to be different
*Ovates*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I'm not sure you can help it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# I do
*ovulates*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Happy Candle Day!
*readies gun*

*blows hole through screen*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:54, archived)
# *dies of bullet wound*
and THAT'S the real power of the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
ha ha ha

:D

this glees me out to fuck!

I'd forgotten how much I despise that smug looking face...

this is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# ning freebs
and a happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# have a crappy b3ta day.
:)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# hahaha
Happy namefireday 28!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Happy <Insert occasion here>Day
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Happy Penis Replacement Day!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# should be a post card!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I think we're missing a niche in the market here
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Happy Got Out of Bed Slightly Later Than Usual Day!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:10, archived)
# arrrghh! A ghoulish gordon and a pop-up tony..... Creepiness!
Happy candleday!

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Erk!
Also: happy candle.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Happy b2taday feebs
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# ta Wesal
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
& woo!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)