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# Ha!
You've just reminded me of:

'The Rain it raineth every day, upon the just and unjust fellah,
But more upon the just, because the unjust's nicked the just's umbrella'
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# :D
oldpoetry.com/opoem/61673-Roald-Dahl-Little-Red-Riding-Hood-and-the-Wolf

The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature's head,
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.

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(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)