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I'm told it says 'KITTEN'
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*accepts award for best shoppery 2008
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Speaking as someone who is colourblind
I find this kind of thing highly offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:27, archived)
# *racists*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I have trouble with grey/green
...I'm also a cunt
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# as a gay black disabled colour-blind rape-victim
I find myself offended by everything, even myself
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# pssssst!!
with ginger hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# oh yes..
and AIDs, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# with flid-arms, a squiffy eye and one breast.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# on benefits.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Good aids or the bad aids?
I makes a difference
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# half and half
it depends which is the most offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)
# fuckin terrible aids.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Is it a teapot?
I can see a teapot...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# mmmmmmmm, tea......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Mmm ... pot ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# This had better not be some sordid drugs reference, young man....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# *Amy Winehouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# That's hardly fair to you
you look nothing like Auschwitz Edwina Currie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# *kills with multi-headed sporks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Mmm, Movicol
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hmm.
confused now :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Just being silly and chattering to myself I guess
I give meds out at work and Movicol was the most un-drug-like of the things I provide that sprang to mind
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# it's a schooner
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# sailboat
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# hah! a schooner is a sailboat, dumbass!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# What you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt...
... and I guarantee you'll be seeing a sailboat, an ocean, and maybe even some of those big-titted mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit.

Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# I LOVE that film
dude, looks like your mum
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:56, archived)
# ...
... *assumes it says cunt or something*

(I can see something so nuh - it's just particularly illegible)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# It does.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# *big kiss*
thanks petal
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# :D I was wondering if I should say or not
so I thought I'd wait and see if you posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# you shouldn't worry about me
I'm really not that fussed about it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# I didn't want to offend anyone
with the subject line 'for those who can't tell'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# ha ha ha
I'm sure people wouldn't mind... and fuck 'em if they did - you would only have been being helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)
# You see, I say that all the time
and yet people still see their arse no matter what I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# nah
for some reason there's a growing and dreadful tolerance of people's stupid opinions and not doing things because it might upset someone.

Fuck. That!

Upsetting someone is not the same as physically hurting them, but it's getting the same credence.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# *loses the will to live*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Check in your jacket pocket. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# It's a fucking chewit from the 80s
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Ah crap. Then whose jacket did I put the dead pelican in?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:31, archived)
# You can't have him back, he's my mascot.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Stinky Pete. Marvel at his decomposing skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# will it take long?
I have a taxi waiting...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# my mum's.
which caused her to dreadfully paraphrase: "Such a wonderful bird is the pelican, for its beak can hold more than its belly can."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Ha!
You've just reminded me of:

"The Rain it raineth every day, upon the just and unjust fellah,
But more upon the just, because the unjust's nicked the just's umbrella"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# :D
oldpoetry.com/opoem/61673-Roald-Dahl-Little-Red-Riding-Hood-and-the-Wolf

The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature's head,
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.

eeek - make sure you have adblock
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# *toddles past with coffee, smokeables and food items*
Come on, cheer up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# *follows captain*
three of my favourite things
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I hope you like high definition zombie films as well, then.
As that's where I'm headed with all of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Me me me me me. Oh oh oh oh. I wanna invite. Invite me. I'll be ever so quiet. Oh oh oh oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Course you can come
I've got a massive sofa and tonnes of blankets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Can I make a fort? Plllllsssss?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# If you so desire
The food shall be on the outside, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# *dumps Lady S*
Do I like zombie films...? do I like zombie films...?

Wotcha got?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Tonight it's either going to be Evil Dead
or Gozu, which isn't a zombie film but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Evil Dead FTW!
IN HD, eh?

I haven't jumped on that particular boat yet, as it will mean re-mortaging the flat to re-buy everything again. Though I have a sexy telly which does for me.

I personally love the Italian variety, even the shit ones like Zombie Creeping Flesh are still far more entertainign than most of the pap coing out of hollywood at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Well it's a HD telly
I need to get a bluray copy of ED though, really.

We watched the new day of the dead the other day, and it's not all that bad. The gore is gorgeous on HD, truly. It's a different film in itself, which is good. I'm really easy to please though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# *notes*
Wwowowow: Easy to please
Joe S: Potential re-mortgager
Ttss: AWESOME GORGEOUS Fort maker
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I'm not sure you've come off well in that list, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:48, archived)
# 'ang on.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# alright, I guess that's better.
just.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I did
buy the HD-DVD add on for the Xbox just so I could buy The Thing again, and got a severe kicking from the missus
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Tsk tsk! I don't really feel the need to watch anything in HD - which is good, as I have no money.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:53, archived)
# I heard DotD was dreadful
But then Diary... is suppossed to be as well.

Add Romero to the list of Carpenter and Hooper of journeymen trading on former glories.

(Though,I've always though Dawn was overated... the remake was better)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)
# It's not overly great
but to be fair, it's a fucking zombie film. They're not known for their subtle plots and oscar winning performances, are they? I don't know what everyone's problem is.

Plus it's worth watching to see Mena Suvari trying to be a soldier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*downloads rents*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:55, archived)
# ok, I'm good.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Hurrah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:36, archived)
# BLORG. I can't find the website which tests your perception of colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:28, archived)
# It's on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Ahah. The internet. I was looking in my wallet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:30, archived)
# switch your monitor to monochrome lol then you'll find it lol
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Were you born hilarious, or did you have to stab a priest for it?
You tart.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:32, archived)
# I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)