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# are they liqcorish (i can't spell) bullets?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# no, they're not liquorice bullets
they are the hurty, death-dealing type
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# surely you are bullet proof like all super heroesses?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# of course
but, unlike normal mortals, my super-powers don't work in my dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# have you tried sleeping wrapped in tin foil?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# yes.
it makes you very sweaty.
that's the last time i drop an e before bed. i thought i was an oven ready turkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)
# That's torn it
now I won't be able to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:30, archived)
# *self-bastes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)
# You're not
being very helpful.

*imagines debasting scene*


(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# helpful, eh?
check out my juicy thighs and tender breast meats...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)
# GIBLETS!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# not on a first date
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)