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# he came in search of paradise
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# And found a whale
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:31, archived)
# with big fuckin tits
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# that drop to the ground without her iron bra
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# or my hands
should I get close enough
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
# You can't hold those
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:47, archived)
# I can give it a bloody good go
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Dog will hunt you down
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I will distract him with glass beads
and leather strappery

while I give mrs dog a STW
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:05, archived)
# but she's a fake blonde
I'll bet she's ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:07, archived)
# does that really matter when I'm riding her cleavage?
unless she has ginger chest hairs
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:10, archived)
#
ground her stomach
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:35, archived)
# pfft
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# meh
Didn't bother searching outside the trailer park though did he?
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:34, archived)
#
park
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I love Charlie Brooker's description of them:
""The Chapmans all dress like bombastic 1980s action movie heroes - particularly Dog himself, who stomps about wearing biker boots, leather trousers, open shirts and a haircut that makes him resemble the entire cast of The Lost Boys crossed with a gay lion."


&

""If your penis could choose how to dress itself, it would look like Dog The Bounty Hunter. He dresses like a Gay Lion and all of The Lost Boys at a WWF convention"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# :D
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:37, archived)
# hahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:43, archived)
# Officially - The Ugliest People on American TV™
and they're up against some pretty stiff opposition.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Those two and their entire family are so fucked up!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:36, archived)
# but jesus loves them
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:38, archived)
# Sadly if the, bible is to be trusted, Jesus doesn't have a choice in the matter.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:04, archived)
# i'd come on her tits
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I'd hang out the back of her
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)
# can you bend your cock that far downwards?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# poor thing
she's beached herself
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:39, archived)