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# DON'T SEND ME BACK T'DARK PLACE
I made myself Siamese the other day....
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Oooh!
Did you inform the Daily Mail and claim that aliens did it to you?

Have you now been separated?

Which are you, the evil or the good twin?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
#
This explains it all.

Not really. We're still together. The wanks are brilliant. They feel like someone else is doing it every time. Though it being your parasitic twin doesn't help.

That said, I am from the West Country and incest is all the rage around there.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Dr. Rick Dagless M.D
(Capt Dogstar, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Do I spy a t shirt from that place where my Nostromo one is coming from?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Yes!
I have loads already. Two Bladerunner ones, that Alien one...I could fucking buy them all.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# They're pretty fucking sweet, this is true.
I shall be turning the nostromo t shirt into a pencil skirt with the print at the back, for funsies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I should've thought of that.
I'm always looking for new and interesting avenues of transvesticism.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Best skirts ever, the ones made out of t shirts.
Sort, stretchy, lovely.

New and interesting avenues? You could do as my old friend Dech once did and make a pretty awesome clubbing dress from the leaves of a plastic pot plant (a big one).

It sounds awful, it looked amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# :)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rstrzHXSJB0&feature=related
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Janice Long as a judge?
How does that work?!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)