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# Woof bark
meow donkey.

cfb
Made this whilst teaching a mate how to shop the other day.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# This is not CatDog
Go back and try again!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:24, archived)
# :D great minds.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# javascipt!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# MANHUGS!
*bundles*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# *gets squashed*
'noon hatty
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Hmm?
I'm not technical.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# random autocomplete shoutiness
:D
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Really? I used to have to do it for the NHS, and we weren't known for our dodginess.
I love a/c
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
# as confusing as a reach around from a rapist
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# This is modern medicine dear boy, not the dark ages
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# Don't you know? The chances of a random object being a scone are about one in six.
(I'm starting to get scared of my auto complete)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Oooooh, fleshy goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# punk isn't dead it's only sleeping... deeply
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Hey, I'm not saying I made the right choice morally when my ladycock went all floppy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# :OD
DogDog should be a character in CatDog (if not already done so)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
#
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# All alone in the world was a little CatDog!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
#
All alone in the world Chernobyl was a little fackin hyawge CatDog!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# One fine day was a woof and a woof
a baby was born and no-one could be aloof
no one eyed budgie
no three eyed frog
canine
canine
little dogdog
DOGDOG
DOGDOG
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:25, archived)
# now that's a poem.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:28, archived)
# Thee and me, poetry tour 2008.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Beethoven he was a deaf man
And Jesus Christ was a Jew
But of all the little twists of irony
My favourite one is you ...

/Cliff Richard blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# The Cliffy end's thrown me completely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:29, archived)
# It was one of his darker numbers
From when he was getting about with New Model Army.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:33, archived)
# You're like Stephen Hawking
I don't know what the fuck you're going on about, but I think you're smashing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# did you manage to buy any cake whilst shopping?
cool dog btw :D
edit : can it be milked wtf? nsfw maybe
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:26, archived)
# I am made of cake!
and breads of course.
Edit: What is it with the Japanese and their obsession with lactation?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:27, archived)
# excellent
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:30, archived)
#
and their obsession with lactation
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Hahahaha what the?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# this is making me think of X-files
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:31, archived)
# DON'T SEND ME BACK T'DARK PLACE
I made myself Siamese the other day....
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Oooh!
Did you inform the Daily Mail and claim that aliens did it to you?

Have you now been separated?

Which are you, the evil or the good twin?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
#
This explains it all.

Not really. We're still together. The wanks are brilliant. They feel like someone else is doing it every time. Though it being your parasitic twin doesn't help.

That said, I am from the West Country and incest is all the rage around there.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Dr. Rick Dagless M.D
(Capt Dogstar, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Do I spy a t shirt from that place where my Nostromo one is coming from?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Yes!
I have loads already. Two Bladerunner ones, that Alien one...I could fucking buy them all.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# They're pretty fucking sweet, this is true.
I shall be turning the nostromo t shirt into a pencil skirt with the print at the back, for funsies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:44, archived)
# I should've thought of that.
I'm always looking for new and interesting avenues of transvesticism.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Best skirts ever, the ones made out of t shirts.
Sort, stretchy, lovely.

New and interesting avenues? You could do as my old friend Dech once did and make a pretty awesome clubbing dress from the leaves of a plastic pot plant (a big one).

It sounds awful, it looked amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# :)
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rstrzHXSJB0&feature=related
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Janice Long as a judge?
How does that work?!
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:45, archived)
# But how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)