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# Lesbian human/donkey porn?
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# never mind that.
Where are my photographs woman? I am out of portraits after this one is done.



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( I am trying to paint in photoshop, it is all of the torture )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I've got a bazillion zits at the moment
so that's all bad...

I'll have a look and see when I get back. There might be new ones knocking about.

You're lovely (and I refuse to believe otherwise).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# well look at it this way.
The zits are there and I won't be painting them, so if you are just vain and don't want me to see them then fine. Otherwise get some quirky shots done in high res so I can work on something. just make sure those eyes are nice and big :) and no tiny pupils or I'll have to cheat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Big eyes. Gotcha.
I need some MDMA and a dark room.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I do love your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# When I die, you can keep them. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# In Scotland verbal contracts are legally binding.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# In Scotland all I'd probably ever be able to say is
teeeheehee your voice is pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# well - that would be legally binding.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# what if I can't wait that long?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# photocopy them?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Then you'll have to carve them out beforehand
I can only think of 9 people at most that you'll have to fend off.

If you do carve them though, leave the blood trails down my cheeks so I can go and get them tattooed on. Lolgoff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# haha. Only nine?
I'll make it fair and leave the weapons at home.

You may keep them. I only want to look at them fondly.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# 11 if we're counting two extra b3tans
16 if we're counting the rest of my grandparents as well.

That's very kind of you.

Edit: yeah, yeah, I don't really do thousands of vague friends, I'd rather have a few very close ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# me too
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Super special club in the dark for two.
UHNtissUHNtissUHNtissUHNtiss
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# :D
I love MDMA - everything's amazing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# oh Stewie
your head is so smooth, how you doin' that?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Here's a portrait for ya...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)