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(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Lovely
and the background pattern reminds me of rocko's modern life. Or RugRats.

Thank you captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# THAT WAS A HOOT!
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Yay for Heifer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# damn you kids and your fancy newfangled
cultural references. Bring back Muffin the Mule!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I'm contemplating a bestiality joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I set it up for ya!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Last time we tried the RSPCA got involved
although to be fair I think 3 in the afternoon on the main beach at Hastings was probably a mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# they are so up their
own arses in Hastings. Try Brighton next time. You'll probably get an appreciative audience.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Lesbian human/donkey porn?
Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:04, archived)
# never mind that.
Where are my photographs woman? I am out of portraits after this one is done.



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( I am trying to paint in photoshop, it is all of the torture )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# I've got a bazillion zits at the moment
so that's all bad...

I'll have a look and see when I get back. There might be new ones knocking about.

You're lovely (and I refuse to believe otherwise).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# well look at it this way.
The zits are there and I won't be painting them, so if you are just vain and don't want me to see them then fine. Otherwise get some quirky shots done in high res so I can work on something. just make sure those eyes are nice and big :) and no tiny pupils or I'll have to cheat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Big eyes. Gotcha.
I need some MDMA and a dark room.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# I do love your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# When I die, you can keep them. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# In Scotland verbal contracts are legally binding.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# In Scotland all I'd probably ever be able to say is
teeeheehee your voice is pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:31, archived)
# well - that would be legally binding.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# what if I can't wait that long?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# photocopy them?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Then you'll have to carve them out beforehand
I can only think of 9 people at most that you'll have to fend off.

If you do carve them though, leave the blood trails down my cheeks so I can go and get them tattooed on. Lolgoff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:30, archived)
# haha. Only nine?
I'll make it fair and leave the weapons at home.

You may keep them. I only want to look at them fondly.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# 11 if we're counting two extra b3tans
16 if we're counting the rest of my grandparents as well.

That's very kind of you.

Edit: yeah, yeah, I don't really do thousands of vague friends, I'd rather have a few very close ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:34, archived)
# me too
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Super special club in the dark for two.
UHNtissUHNtissUHNtissUHNtiss
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# :D
I love MDMA - everything's amazing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:29, archived)
# oh Stewie
your head is so smooth, how you doin' that?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Here's a portrait for ya...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# that's strange
I was contemplating a joke about proper book keeping.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
#
Contemplating a bestiality joke. shirley?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# necrophillia, on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Come on. Out of the two it's definitely the preferable choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# copro or necro...
hmm, I'm still not sure.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Ew, copro.
I'm still haunted by mental images of GG Allin. Never mind 2 girls 1 cup, it's worse watching a little bloke do it with his own before spitting it on his paying audience and beating them about the head.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# damn, I've not seen Rocko's Modern Life for ages.....
that and Real Monsters or what ever it was.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# AAAAAARGH! Real Monsters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:03, archived)
# that would be the one...
and the early series of Rugrats....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# what the fuck are
you lot banging on about. Get some Clangers into you.



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# What are you talking about? Who's this Jay Zed fellow? What time's Countdown on?
My mum loved Rocko's modern life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# John Zoosh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# I've heard that he is down with the homies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# no
he's in a home... assisted living... poor lad
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# he has to rap through a tube
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# hahahhahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# yay-more klanners
*starts engine*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I've been catching up with old episodes of Count Duckula that I half-remember watching as a kid.
It's strangely nostalgic.

Also I recently watched the movie Ace Ventura Pet Detective for the first time in about a decade, and there was a whole scene in it where he pretends to be a German dolphin trainer that I don't remember ever seeing before.

Nostalgia is strange.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# german dolphin trainer? That sure isn't in the version I have.......
speaking of catching up on old toons, that remindes me I still have quite a few episodes of Mysterious Cities of Gold to watch....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# If you can find episodes
of the full saturday morning runs of 'The banana splits ' complete with 'arabian nights' then you are in for a treat.

Oh how I remember Hanna and Barbera with great fondness. They were my nanny as a child.

( It was probably more the case of, "Sit there kid, watch that and shut the fuck up until it's time for your tea" . but still.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:28, archived)
# at least you got cartoons.
My dad's favourite thing to say to me from the ages of about 3 to 17:

SIT DOWN SHUT UP WATCH THE NEWS IT'S INTERESTING.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I liked the news.
and cartoons were only Saturday mornings.

I read the encyclopaedia brittanica in my spare time ( I kid you not, it was the single best gift I have ever been given in my life ) which my grandfather bought for me and I learned had to pay for in instalments for years beyond the time I got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:39, archived)
# I liked it for the first 20 minutes or so
but damn it, I was a 78/9/etc year old girl with things to be doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# giggedy giggedy goo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:43, archived)
# even count Duckula
was way too old for me but he was around when I was in my twenties and taking a lot of drugs. I bought all the videos and we used to watch them when we got on from clubs off our tits. I even had a count duckula watch ( plastic with a flip lid ) to the chagrin of my fiancée ( I had a mickey mouse one too that you had to slide his head to one side to see the time, I was a weird fucker in the 80's )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:24, archived)
# shit the bed!
that's lovely

:D

do you ever worry you might have Asperger Syndrome?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# You excel yourself Mr Walrus Man.
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Excuse for a pearoast...
I was going through my old stuff and came across this gem..

(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# lol better than
my favourite attenbrough moment
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Do tell...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I'd like to see your interpretation of..
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:United_States_one_dollar_bill,_reverse.jpg

:)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# That is a good suggestion, I have started work on it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# :P
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Lovely!
I would love to see your pictures in stained glass.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Me too.
Me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Woah! Trippy stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Yay!
in other news where has my picture gone from the popular page? i thought they just worked their way down the page and didn't disappear? :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I like this new board game . . .
whose turn is it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 17:21, archived)
# good idea to put the patterning in.
saves people like me colouring them in!

woo!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 18:47, archived)