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# if I could pull it off, yes.
fire is good but a lot of collateral in an apartment block.

if I could afford a gang hit that would be easiest.
faking a suicide would be good, since he's attempted before (wish he'd fucking succeeded, save me the work)
but hard not to be seen setting it up
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Vehicular manslaughter has a much shorter sentence.
I really like the way manslaughter can be separated to "mans laughter".
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I AM SUGGESTING THAT YOU CUT YOUR BRAKE LINES AND GO FOR A DRIVE AT AN OPPORTUNE TIME.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I would have to steal a car first.
 
you see how complicated this is.
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I have two plans, equally difficult
 
1) public place: spike his drink, get him semi-conscious into a toilet stall and slash his wrists and throat.
hard not to be seen and very messy.

chucking him off a bridge is very appealing but tricky to arrange, and not necessarily fatal.

2) his place: drug him, chuck him in a hot bath and slit him up (as above).
takes a fair bit of work to get into his place - probably can't break and enter and overpower him, and I'm not psychotic enough to 'befriend' him.

also I don't have ready access to anything powerful enough to knock him out, nor poison him without the taste being noticeable.

so I'm just going to settle for secretly dosing him with laxatives instead
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Can I ask why you are having these thoughts?
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)
# because I should have done it years ago
and this piece of shit is still walking around
I thought I was over it but I saw him last night and it still makes me homicidal
(, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)