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# Aleistr let his work pile up.

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Edit: Sorry for the double post, I was trying to edit and I don't know what happened :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I like him
He's really cute :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Thankyou ma'am!
There's more here:
http://www.clansoul.com/chiroptera/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# How pretentious!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# What's pretentious?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Calling Bats Chiroptera ;D
Only joking!

EDIT: ANd we all just saw that n00b!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Read my edit, you cock :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# NO!
www.b3ta.com/board/8834431
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# It was an honest mistake, guv.
I used the back button to edit the code, and I forgot that it would post a new message.
Calm down, it's just a post on the internet!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Sorry :*(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# What the hell is wrong with you tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Oh come on!
Stop taking it all so seriously!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# I'm not, it's just that you seem to be :P
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I suppose,
I am pretty well renowned for taking everything seriously on here and flouncing lots!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# FLOUNCY FLOUNCY FUCK OFF STOP POSTING PICTURES OF ME
I DON'T FANCY KILLERKITTI LEAVE ME ALONE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# i hope that juddering
is caused by him being anally raped with a razor-edged jackhammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I would pay a large amount of good money to see that happen
also I would cut out a kidney of mine with a spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# i, too, would pay good money to see this
my kidneys stay where they are, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Kidneys are over-rated
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHAHHHAHHH FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# straight to my faves folder
&
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# :D
honoured.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Calm down, it's just a post on the internet!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Is b3tards just broken for me tonight then?
Edit: It's fixed now. Stupid 'puter.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
# working for me,
matey.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# No problems here :S
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Try this? :]
downforeveryoneorjustme.com/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# now that's
handy... ta.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# It's...
"intended to attract notice and impress others", but that's not important right now...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# arrggghhhh
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# It's an overt show of self importance or delusion of quality.
But that's not important right now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# snap!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# the best part of that site is how broken it is
:3
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# I only made it yesterday, to see what flash could do :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# but did he get his piles worked up?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# Did he work his piles back up there?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Wah Ney!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# SUPER FAST BOUNCEY JOCKEY MAN FROM ITALY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# Awww. Bat needs cheering up.
I'd hug it if my powerful man-arms wouldn't crush its tiny body.
And if it wasn't a drawing, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# You could print him out, but you'd get a papercut D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Damn bats, always after my blood
*shakes angry fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I have a solution!
Print him out onto a tea towel!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I know that feeling...
and I'm looking at a couple of big cobwebs right now.
Where's that feather duster...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Everyone dead.
FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# You don't do this to ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# FUCK. ERSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# COULD I GET YOU TO KILL SOMEONE FOR ME?
 
I'd do it myself but to not get caught is a lot of work
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# JUST USE FIRE
OR GET STABBY WITH A KNIFE MADE OF ICE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# EVERYBODY WINS???
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# if I could pull it off, yes.
fire is good but a lot of collateral in an apartment block.

if I could afford a gang hit that would be easiest.
faking a suicide would be good, since he's attempted before (wish he'd fucking succeeded, save me the work)
but hard not to be seen setting it up
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# Vehicular manslaughter has a much shorter sentence.
I really like the way manslaughter can be separated to "mans laughter".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I AM SUGGESTING THAT YOU CUT YOUR BRAKE LINES AND GO FOR A DRIVE AT AN OPPORTUNE TIME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# I would have to steal a car first.
 
you see how complicated this is.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I have two plans, equally difficult
 
1) public place: spike his drink, get him semi-conscious into a toilet stall and slash his wrists and throat.
hard not to be seen and very messy.

chucking him off a bridge is very appealing but tricky to arrange, and not necessarily fatal.

2) his place: drug him, chuck him in a hot bath and slit him up (as above).
takes a fair bit of work to get into his place - probably can't break and enter and overpower him, and I'm not psychotic enough to 'befriend' him.

also I don't have ready access to anything powerful enough to knock him out, nor poison him without the taste being noticeable.

so I'm just going to settle for secretly dosing him with laxatives instead
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Can I ask why you are having these thoughts?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)
# because I should have done it years ago
and this piece of shit is still walking around
I thought I was over it but I saw him last night and it still makes me homicidal
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# happytoast?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# OBVIOUSLY COPYING PEOPLE
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# awww
books
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Yes, poor books.
They have a bat on them.
WHEN WILL IT END!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# yay
thats super :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Cheers Rev!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)