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# if i had got off my arse my PE teacher wouldve bummed me
no way sir, no way
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)
# All my PE teachers were women.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)
# all of mine were Welsh
/grew up in Essex....
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# were any fit?
i never had any fit teachers :(
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)
# of course they were fit
they did PE
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)
# i had one teacher who had big tits
you just had to sit so you couldnt see her face
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I had a teacher who had inordinately large jugs
and on a sunny day when she stood near the window....
crikey
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Of course they weren't
Mrs Arber looked like....

Oh damn it. Who was that bloke that did sort of reports in the 80s and 90s into dodgy people and always got beaten by them?

edit: ROGER COOK. She looked like Roger Cook.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)