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For all three B3tans who give a toss

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:37, archived)

Lol, football

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)

If I were more cleverer than a footballer

I'd have paid loads of attention in PE and actually got off my arse.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)

I wouldn't have...

got off your arse...

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

that would make PE my favourite lesson

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

Smooth operator was written about you, wasn't it?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

ooh yeeeah

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:49, archived)

hah

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

if i had got off my arse my PE teacher wouldve bummed me

no way sir, no way

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

All my PE teachers were women.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

all of mine were Welsh

/grew up in Essex....

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

were any fit?

i never had any fit teachers :(

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

of course they were fit

they did PE

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)

i had one teacher who had big tits

you just had to sit so you couldnt see her face

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

I had a teacher who had inordinately large jugs

and on a sunny day when she stood near the window....
crikey

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

Of course they weren't

Mrs Arber looked like....

Oh damn it. Who was that bloke that did sort of reports in the 80s and 90s into dodgy people and always got beaten by them?

edit: ROGER COOK. She looked like Roger Cook.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

I was alright at football

but I chose to do something useful with my life

Still waiting for it to happen though

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

I think me being rich would be useful

I could sort out all my family's money problems.

Well, except that you're not allowed to be a rich footballer if you're female. Only the orange cockwarmer of one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

i'd heard you'd kicked many balls in your life time

kinky bitch

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:43, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

What's a footballer

other than an over-paid painter and decorator??

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The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)

still is

whilst that cunt's playing, and cole
and terry
and lampard.

and gerrard on the right, should be in the centre ffs

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)

I wish you were a pundit.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

how fashionable it is to bash the england team

booing the team makes me angry... wheres the support?

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:38, archived)

*Boos above post*

Booooooooooooooooooooooo!

(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

Why should we care when they don't care?

/gone off footy altogether and have converted to egg chasing blog

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Joliet, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

there is room for both,

but i'll watch any rugby game and be interested, can't get into footy much unless liverpool are playing (although it's something for the eyes to rest on when i'm in the pub)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)

*Boos continuing interest in the above comment*

Boooooooooooo!

(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)

they weren't booing the team

they were booing ashley cole for taking cheryl off the market, twice.

but more seriously, i loved the fact that ferdinand leapt to cole's defence the next day since it was his (rio) fault that the kazakstani player scored.

i was gutted on sat, was really expecting 2-1 to Kazakstan mebbe capello's got something. still not gonna start watching international football when there's paint drying championships on the other side

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

^this^

I was more angry about Rio's reaction when he scored.

He should have grabbed the ball, ran back to his half and carried on with the game, instead of running to the crowd like he'd just scored the winner in the cup final.

Twunt... that guy isn't good enough to be in the team, let alone be captain

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

and he looks like une lapin

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

*Boos fashionable use of French*

Boooooooooooooooooooo....

Ok, I'll stop booing now.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

Are you stood behind me?

I was just doing the same...race you to NUTS ;-)

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Ninj, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:39, archived)

...and their off!

But you soooo bum Pete that I haven't got a chance

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:40, archived)

let's all send in the same pic

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)

I wanted to do this before, I think it'd be a laugh!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:44, archived)

hee hee

right - Jodie Foster with a banana on her head

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

I think it should be something bantha-related. ;)

Jodie Foster sitting on a bantha with a banana on her head.

I've just spent the best part of the afternoon doing a new seamshorse. I'm waiting for a seamy post. I might have to do one myself soon...

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:52, archived)

Oooh you tart...

*Shakes fist*

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Ninj, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:50, archived)

Playing a game you love twice a week for half the year and having large sums of money thrown at you...

If that's stupid then it's the kind of stupid I'd settle for to be honest.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

Hahahaha

/Three loins....

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XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:41, archived)

heh heh

top one's like mine

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

blue, rectangular and with ENGLAND written on it?

you poor freak.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

I can only see three cocks.

Football's cumming home. :D

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:47, archived)

Ball ball ball,

Footy footy footy

(obscure song from 10+ years ago when Adam & Joe did things on TV other than talking head shows)

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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:42, archived)

We're Shite, but we're not English!....We're Shite, but we're not English!

/wishes Scotland's national team was not shite blog

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:45, archived)

When Hutton's fit again you'll be ok

/optimistic spurs fan blog

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 15:58, archived)