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# there are strickt
rules to be observed and a code of conduct... if you stand at a crowded unirnal and start to chuckle to yourself no amount of 'I was laughing at the joke about Duchamp' is going to help you avoid a fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:18, archived)
# A girl giggling in a crowded men's bathroom
would be a horrible thing. Poor lads.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# whereas you get into a ladie's bathroom
and anything goes - if the stories I've heard are true... 4 or 5 to a cubicle; seats, mirrors, the smell of something other than piss... unichs handing you things...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:23, archived)
# The buddying up in cubicles
is useful if it's a crowded loo.

However, fights in girls loos are horrible, because we're dirty fighters and ceramic fucking hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# girl fights are much scarier than boy fights
girls are mentil..!

although whenever I've been out and someone's been stabbed or glassed it's always been by someone with a cock and balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Yeah, I know
I've been involved in my fair share.

Lads are strange, the lads I know are too honourable to stab anyone. It's strictly 'hit him in the head' sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# yeah - again -
the rules and strict code of conduct... men are all a little bit autistic at heart.

I think womens are also often in danger of taking it too far too easily, the very few fights I've been in have always felt more like 'put this chump in his place but don't leave him broken to pieces,' whereas I've seen girl fights turn into the flailing arms of death and destruction, try and puncture your eye with my heels I will eat your children grudge match at the drop of a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:38, archived)
# Case in point:
I was smacked over the back of the head with a barstool because I knocked some girl's glass of whatever over.

Luckily I'm very hard-headed (and I think being trolleyed helped) but some women are just infuckingsane.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha try explaining that to a terminal meathead...
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:20, archived)
# this Ducham feller
does he play for Rangers?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I play for rangers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# :D
... is that a metaphor for some depraved sexual practice?

"...fancy playing for Rangers tonight darlin'?"
"okay - I'll get the riding crop and butter..."

/doesn't really want to expose the true extent of his depravity at 10:30 in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# No really
www.rangers.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Squad/Profiles/0,,5~24383,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# You am dy Faye.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# You're damn right I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha - brilliant.

you should go to Ibrox some time - you'd like it.

I'm not a big football fan, but it has a really good atmosphere there.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# One day I'm sure I shall be squired by a lovely chum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)