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# he starts out with high hopes and then things go wrong
:(

but wait! what's this? he's found a new determination and has applied himself and gone the extra mile and now, against all the odds, he's managed to succeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:13, archived)
# and with a totally RAD NEW DANCE STYLE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:14, archived)
# those stuffed shirts weren't ready for the paragidm shift
and he redefined the way we think about dancing today...

the main judge said that he'd broken the rules, but that was clearly because he couldn't handle his whole world being redefined by the attractive young upstart... but then, in an unexpected twist, the other judges said they thought he was the best and the crowd went wild!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:16, archived)
# yay! and it ends with a party!
and everyone is dancing!

or on fire!

someone will be on fire dancing and they'll all laugh!

:D

edit: even the very stuck up authoritative Mrs Spengelnaziberg, she's dancing too!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# she used to be so prim and propper
but the enthusiasm with which the youthful dancers move and express themselves has reminded HER what it's like to be young and she can't help but rip open her blouse and expose her ample chest to the male teacher with whom she has spent the entire film awkwardly flirting. He can't take it and pops the biggest boner ever and she pole dances up and down it... while he falls to the ground passed out because the 6 foot boner has reduced his blood pressure dangerously.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# back to her days in the hitler youth!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Somehow, somehow, you two have made this film worth watching. Please make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:23, archived)
# much like the 60's and the 70's
the 80's are gone, man

plum gone

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:26, archived)
# we should start story boarding it.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:29, archived)
# hahaha
period dramas are always expensive

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
yeah - we need to get HBO AND the BBC to fund it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# "Why Mr D'arcy! What strange perambulations of the mind cause you to move in such a manner!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:33, archived)
# except, reading it back
DMs clearly talking about the streets and I (for unknown reasons) have set the film in an English preparatory school full of stuffed shirts and teenage angst...

I think the jux de position works well.

... kid from the streets tries to make it in posh school AND maintain the respect of his street friends, while making new posh friends AND shagging the super posh girl everyone wants to shag!

It's like every teen film I've ever hated.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:28, archived)
# every teen film is the same
of course, they then go on to be the Conservative MP for Middle Class By Sea, Sussex so all the dancin was pointless
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Dear Christ the 1980s need to be shot with guns attached to axes that are on fire and covered with bad AIDS.
Over and over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:17, archived)
# twice
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:18, archived)
# With extreme prejudice
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:19, archived)
# from orbit, to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Quick get a film crew, some lighting, cameras, scenery
a £1 pack of electrical tape and I reckon you have the makings of a hit movie there
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:15, archived)
# b3ta the Movie...
if bloody Jackass and Dirty Sanches can do it... !
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 11:21, archived)