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# What's a jake?
Apart from a Jacob. Hmm. I shall attempt to solve this mystery.

Jacobs ladder/Edmund Blackadder. Edmund/Redmond. Redmond/Headwound. Headwound/Breadchute.

He's a breadchute?
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Jakie pronounced (Jay-K)
scottish word for an alcoholic/drunk usually found sporting a busted leather jacket/tracky top and unshaven.

Main characteristic: Strong smell of pish and booze.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# So....not a breadchute?
I'd call that an Alex. Because I know an endearing one called that, who used to bunk up at an old biker mate's house (that I also lived in, years ago). Well meaning but JESUS dude, wash.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# yes this.
ironic, since they were all brown-toothed jakies, the prominent underbelly of Glasgow.

I should point out, that they weren't like that due to being rangers fans. All their kind are fucking bampots. In the afternoon before a celtic vs liverpool match, I was threatened with a rum bottle if I didn't give a similar brown-toothed idiot in a celtic top some money so he could get a refill. A couple of hours later I money was requested from another who could have been his taller twin, who claimed to have a knife until I started running away.

"Just kiddin pal, I just need some cash. Come on, I've no really got a knife."
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)