Nail the hippy to a tree.Edit: Ningles, all - sorry for being nawty yesterday. I'm much better for having a huge amount of beer last night.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:22,
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haha
edit: I think this was my first ever anim
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:24,
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I like the Popecos the Pope smokes dope
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:28,
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shopped only please Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:30,
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He's not the King of MY Jews *spits*Shitty Gibson.
Now I want to skip.
Oh no hang on.
(Now I want to skip.
Oh no hang on.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:33,
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the latterhe looks a bit like saddam though
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inexpressible started a joke on,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:37,
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This reminds me of the song Drug Dealing God by Corporate Avenger.'Ning b3ta.
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Aenesis,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:30,
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Blessed are the Buckfast drinkers..ning
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:31,
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I have to disagree.My last experience with Buckfast went something like this:
(neds sitting on the stairs in my close, drinking Bucky)
Ned: Awright big man.
Me: Awright.
Ned: Whit team ye support en?
Me: *pause* em... St. Johnstone.
Ned: St. Johnstone?? They're shite.
Me: Aye, but I've always supported them.
Ned: But ur ye Rangers St. Johnstone or Celtic St. Johnstone?
Me: Neither.
Ned: St. Johnstone play in blue but. That means ye like Rangers and we're aw Celtic fans.
Me: *thinks, oh fuck*
Ned: We're not too happy aboot that, we fucking hate Rangers fans.
Me: *getting nervous*
Ned: Just kiddin pal, we're aw Rangers fans apart fae wee Kev and he's a wee jake.
((neds sitting on the stairs in my close, drinking Bucky)
Ned: Awright big man.
Me: Awright.
Ned: Whit team ye support en?
Me: *pause* em... St. Johnstone.
Ned: St. Johnstone?? They're shite.
Me: Aye, but I've always supported them.
Ned: But ur ye Rangers St. Johnstone or Celtic St. Johnstone?
Me: Neither.
Ned: St. Johnstone play in blue but. That means ye like Rangers and we're aw Celtic fans.
Me: *thinks, oh fuck*
Ned: We're not too happy aboot that, we fucking hate Rangers fans.
Me: *getting nervous*
Ned: Just kiddin pal, we're aw Rangers fans apart fae wee Kev and he's a wee jake.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:36,
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that's their mentality not the buckfasts fault...they'd act the same no matter what they got their hands on. :)I drink bucky all the time and have never wanted to start a fight..ya wank!
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:41,
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Yes, you may have a point there.I've had it a couple of times, but only swigs here and there...
with the exception that I once made a ned-cocktail for a party, consisting of Bucky, White Lightning, MD2020, Tennent's Super, and Grant's Vodka.
It was fucking shocking but highly potent.
(with the exception that I once made a ned-cocktail for a party, consisting of Bucky, White Lightning, MD2020, Tennent's Super, and Grant's Vodka.
It was fucking shocking but highly potent.
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:50,
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What's a jake?Apart from a Jacob. Hmm. I shall attempt to solve this mystery.
Jacobs ladder/Edmund Blackadder. Edmund/Redmond. Redmond/Headwound. Headwound/Breadchute.
He's a breadchute?
(Jacobs ladder/Edmund Blackadder. Edmund/Redmond. Redmond/Headwound. Headwound/Breadchute.
He's a breadchute?
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:44,
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Jakie pronounced (Jay-K)scottish word for an alcoholic/drunk usually found sporting a busted leather jacket/tracky top and unshaven.
Main characteristic: Strong smell of pish and booze.
(Main characteristic: Strong smell of pish and booze.
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:48,
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So....not a breadchute?I'd call that an Alex. Because I know an endearing one called that, who used to bunk up at an old biker mate's house (that I also lived in, years ago). Well meaning but JESUS dude, wash.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:50,
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yes this.ironic, since they were all brown-toothed jakies, the prominent underbelly of Glasgow.
I should point out, that they weren't like that due to being rangers fans. All their kind are fucking bampots. In the afternoon before a celtic vs liverpool match, I was threatened with a rum bottle if I didn't give a similar brown-toothed idiot in a celtic top some money so he could get a refill. A couple of hours later I money was requested from another who could have been his taller twin, who claimed to have a knife until I started running away.
"Just kiddin pal, I just need some cash. Come on, I've no really got a knife."
(I should point out, that they weren't like that due to being rangers fans. All their kind are fucking bampots. In the afternoon before a celtic vs liverpool match, I was threatened with a rum bottle if I didn't give a similar brown-toothed idiot in a celtic top some money so he could get a refill. A couple of hours later I money was requested from another who could have been his taller twin, who claimed to have a knife until I started running away.
"Just kiddin pal, I just need some cash. Come on, I've no really got a knife."
drbroon abloooobloobloo,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:56,
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that was a surprisingly lucid conversation intermingled with juxtapositional humourI think you found the ned illuminati
( discomeats This canoe,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 10:36,
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I always had him down as more a lager eater
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:51,
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the ten commandments i could understandat least a tablet of stone is weatherproof, but bibles as a patio is madness.
'ning.
('ning.
god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback,
Fri 17 Oct 2008, 9:40,
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