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# I have of late but wherefore I know not
lost all my mirth.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:15, archived)
# Where did you last have it?
I'm not being a dick, think about where you were last time you were happy.

At the very least you'll know where you lost it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)
# man, i hope he wasn't straddling the bidet at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:33, archived)
# are you kidding? that is what we life-coaches describe as a "quick win".
Either install a bidet or go somewhere that has one and BINGO, HAPPINESS RESTORED.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:36, archived)
# bingo parlours have bidets?
the low-class and poor are a surprising lot.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:46, archived)
# I used the word "bingo" to emphasise the whole "quick win" thing I said beforehand.
I do that sometimes.

BINGO! MISUNDERSTANDING RESOLVED
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:53, archived)
# that's ridiculous.
bingo is a serious game, like baseball and murder.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 5:54, archived)
# The only mysteries about murder or baseball are the ones that people apply to them.
They're blatantly obvious when all the facts are known.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 18 Oct 2008, 6:05, archived)