The ultimate pedant reply....
A glass is only half full if it is in the process of being filled...
And vice versa; it's only half empty if in the process of being emptied
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Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319,
Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:10,
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Hehehe....
I've won many a bet in the pub with that one!
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Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319,
Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:13,
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