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# Evening all. Anyone fancy a Smallgeezer
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# *Wants*
As long as he can cook
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I not sure what tallents he has
beyond being 3inches tall
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# The ability...
To create oversized tasty rabbit poo?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# this?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# pffffffft
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# I would advise...
Never to Pffft! a menstruation.....

you end up looking like neil goldman
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# fuck...
...no.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# ......
no please
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Arf!
OH HAI THERE B3TA, TONIGHT I DISCOVERED ITS NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO SKI DOWN A DRY SLOPE USING SKIS BUT NO SKI BOOTS, I MANAGED HALF THE SLOPE THEN FELL OVER :(
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I may or may not have had quite a large amount to drink :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# then I... edit : may or may not
rescind my ouch
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# We also may or may not have been told off for drinking :(
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Half full or half empty?
Wait....what?

Congratulations?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# The ultimate pedant reply....
A glass is only half full if it is in the process of being filled...

And vice versa; it's only half empty if in the process of being emptied
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Shit, you've bamboozled us with logic!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Hehehe....
I've won many a bet in the pub with that one!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# it's more than i've ever managed *with* ski boots :p
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I can actually ski properly, but wasnt good enough to be in any of the racing teams
So I just came along and shouted "GO FASTER" and "WIN" at people :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# owch
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Its fine, I walked back up the slope then continued drinking beers
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I recommend this place
www.chillfactore.com/

It is fantastic but ludicrously expensive.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# THe only snow dome ive been to is in castleford, and we were on a shitty drry slope in shitty sunderland
but I prefer my snow on mountains which are alot bigger then the biggest snow domes we have over here, they are useful, but you are at the bottom in seconds really :(
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# What you need is a perpetual slope.
We must consult physics and the ghost of MC Escher immediately!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)
# that would be awesome, but a pain in the arse to get off!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# You just go off to the left or right.
This isn't a cartoon.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Oh so thats where ive been going wrong
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# That and the fact you've been skiing.
All the cool cats do downhill snow sprinting.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# I did run down the slope, and beat my mate in a race to get more beer
Does that count?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# Was it snow? Was it?
Was it really?
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# No it wasnt, but it was cold and full of geordies
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# I could say the very same of your mum!
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# You could, but that would be a lie
And on that bombshell, g'night b3ta
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I've been skiing all over Europe
as well as the odd time I'm near enough to Aviemore on the day it snows enough for skiing.

I have to say that this is without doubt the best indoor experience in Europe. The place is huge and dominates the skyline. It is however geared less for tutoring and fun, more towards squeezing every penny out of you while you are there. They won't even let you on the slopes unless you pay to be scrutinized by a teacher who decides if you are capable of skiing or need to pay for 3 beginner lessons.
But once you get on the slope it's as good as you can possibly expect from an indoor slope.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Yeah it looks pretty big for an indoor real snow one, well from teh website anyway
But most of our skiing experiences mainly consist of getting rather drunk and being dicks, and by the sounds of it, thats not the establishment to be doing such things :D
Im going to val thorens in january, so that should be a hoot hopefully, I hope the snow is as good as it was last january in les arcs :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I don't ski as much these days being an
arthritic old man but my wife introduced me to it.
My personal favourite for all round holiday experience has always been Kitzbühel but considering my wife arranges it all with her Sloane ranger mates and there are usually 10 of us off for a piss up, we generally end up in Courchevel or Val Thorens. You will be unlucky not to get good snow at Val.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# As long as tehres some snow, and plenty of beer and vin chaud, I will be happy :D
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# My best mate and his missues call 'em that.
Love it.
(, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)