What you need is a perpetual slope.
We must consult physics and the ghost of MC Escher immediately!
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Jeru War and Piss,
Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:11,
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That and the fact you've been skiing.
All the cool cats do downhill snow sprinting.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:20,
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You could, but that would be a lie
And on that bombshell, g'night b3ta
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epiphany coming live from sweden,
Sun 19 Oct 2008, 1:25,
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