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# Years ago, in the 1500s
it was considered that if you'd done something that would offend your father and they were dead so couldn't punish you, your punishment was to dig their grave and turn their body with your bare hands. It was seen as the only way to atone for those things your father would have never stood for in life.

this is a load of shite, I have no idea

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:21, archived)
# well it sounds good enough for wikipedia :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# As long as I don't need to be correct in any way
I'd really love to work in a museum doing tours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# :D
just turn up one day looking smart and carrying a clipboard...

"... and here we have the mummified remains of King Tooty Hoots Lamasery Rambles the 3rd of Egypt and Kent. Please notice the security cordon around the sarcophagus, this is because he's not quite dead yet... moving on..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Exactly this.
Fuck it, I might start doing it anyway. They can't STOP me taking people round museums and lying to them, can they?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:31, archived)
# as long as you dont in any way
pretend that you're officially affiliated with the Museum there's probably bot all they can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:33, archived)
# What a brilliant plan this is.
Surely nothing can go wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# "And this huge blue thing is a giant fossilized fish found at the bottom of Loch Ness in the late 1800s. It was at first believed to be the original loch ness monster"
- Cap' Wow on the subject of the Blue Whale, Natural History Mueseum, October 2008
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:32, archived)
# The Martian KnobblerBobbler (alligator)
Lesser Spotted Chinese Kree Person (guinea pig)
NASA Created Septidecimal Hunungulator (Welsh springer spaniel)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:35, archived)
# hahahahahhahah, you should just turn up at a museum and give free tours for the hell of it :D
still, what you have in that post is no sillier than the crap I have heard some parents telling their kids walking around the walter rothschild museum up in tring....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:39, archived)
# literally 5 minutes walk from where I am currently.
Those names are good, I must remember them. I'm going to likey click my own post, for remembrance.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Way way back in the 1980s
secret government employees dug up famous guys and ladies and made amusing genetic copies. Now the clones are sexy teens now, they're going to make it if they try. Loving, learning, fighting, joshing, time to laugh and shiver and cry....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:25, archived)
# *hums some sort of exciting 1991esque theme tune*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:27, archived)
# it's Canadian
taste that sweet sweet bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Is that from Dave's web of lies?
www.davesweboflies.com/
(Grim Repairer, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:46, archived)
# I've never heard of that site, so no.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:56, archived)