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# I really like the added nipply extra
elephants weren't proper value for money before, as you never got to see their nipples and you couldn't see the chuff unless they turned around (obviously I'm talking about lady elephants, boy elephants aren't alluring at all).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# you can tell which way a boy elephant is facing by the placement of the ears.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:11, archived)
# I just walk forward with my arm outstretched
if I hit back leg he's facing away, if I hit front shoulder he's facing towards. If I don't hit anything but get a warm arm then I'm fisting a young elephant of indeterminate gender.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# seek help...
woo on the artsyphant too :D
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:12, archived)
# What, like some big guys to turn the elephant sluts around and spread their leathery parts?
Good plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
what a delightful mental image...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:17, archived)
# You're hired!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:18, archived)
# *manipulates elephant*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:22, archived)
# RIGHT, shitbags
I'm off. Try not to cry or owt. I'll be back if you're all super sexy and ask the moon nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:23, archived)
# toodleoo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Shitbags?
Oh fine...

*huffs*

bye bye Cap'n! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:26, archived)