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# How do lighthouses have sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Carefully
But they always light up after
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Yeah
When two lighthouses love each other very much the boy lighthouse puts is bulb in...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)
# it's messy procedure
involving many a crashed ship and lots of spilt cargo

*successfully avoids seaman joke*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# She may have been the Admirals daughter
but her naval base was full of discharged seamen.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# The seaman cleaned the poopdeck everyday
to keep it in good working order
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# They have sex, but no children
Due to the high percentage of dead seamen.

EDIT: damn was that a ninja?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# In a more messy fashion than this
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Dear god!
Right up the draft excluder!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# popped the garage doors open more like
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# With his extension:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# with the lights on...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# ...and off...
...and on...
...and off...
...and on...
...and off...
...and on...
...and off...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:12, archived)
# They don't
Their marriage was on the rocks
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)