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# Well, no-one who knows b3ta is too busy for
spangs and such!

So yes, you must have been hiding ;)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# well sadly no
I consist of a life where I spend more time working than I do playing!
So busy bee I am, unlike you! You BUM
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# I am not a bum,
just rich ;)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# Give me some money rich boy
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# LOL!
Unless you are in London, you don't deserve it!

Life is fucking cheap oop noorf!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Fuck off is it!
/ac

Im already about £1000 overdrawn and only have £800 left until my next loan.
Getting drunk is expensive :(
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# haha. I can get drunk on £50
a day with chocolate. What's up with you?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I can get drunk cheaper then that,
but I have other shit to pay for aswell and the bank will only give me so much money.
£25 is usually enough to get me drunk, but thats on cheap pints (£1.50 tops) and vodka
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# I can get drunk a lot cheaper than that.
I was just being a cunt.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Depends on the night, It can be cheaper then that,
one club offers £1 double vodka + mixer and slags in "skool uniform"... cant complain
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# £1 for a slag in school uniform?
do you get to take her home?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Not unless you buy her one double first, but then you get another slag
so its a vicious circle
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I might drive up and treat you to a beer or alcohol poisoning.
Do you have a decent hotel in the area with secure parking?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# haha, come to the sheffield bash
b3ta.com/calendar/event/16526

Theres always hotels about, I dont know about parking mind
I cant afford a car :(
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I shall keep it
in mind. I have to be careful about promising to go to bashes with lots of other people because there are individuals whom I will punch and I'm not one to spoil a party.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Theres only 8/9 people signed up for that one
And ive never been to a bash before,
So you'll more then likely punch me :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# really. You have to do a lot of groundwork to deserve
my earnest wrath ( as opposed to me just vaguely saying I'd wrassle you to the floor given half the chance. If I've made my mind up that someone is going to get a fucking I don't really want witnesses ;)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Haha,
Fair enough :P
I'd probably just get a little drunk and make a twat out of myself at a bash anyway :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# You lot are crazy!
I am currently pissed and it cost me nothing!

Gob bless house sitting :D
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# I have no houses to sit on :(
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# i'm living with my parents again
so i keep drinking my dad's beer. or drink at work

i'm always pissed for free
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Sooooo
You can be a rich bum
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# oi.
I think you will find that that is my profession and I'll be doing the hiring.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Hiring, ey?
and what will be in the job description? I'm interested...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# Stop making things difficult for me.
It's hard enough to be an international playboy on a budget who has to actually go into work 4 months a year, without hangers on making it more difficult ;)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Sheesh...
You could have just said 'We'll get back to you'
I know where my hard work isn't wanted :(
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
# what skills do you have and
would you be prepared to give a five knuckle shuffle to a rottweiler?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# nowayy
I'd rather work at Primark
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# sigh.
Staff are useless these days. you'd think 25k for being the PA to a drunk was a good job, live-in, all you have to do is wank the goddamn dog once in a while.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)