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# I would make it an adult site though
With videoes of Rolf banging poorly animals. I may need a rolf mask for this.

This is also brings up the question which came to me at work today: When does beastiality stop being illegal? EG, if i fucked a ladybird, hell if i even squashed it with my erect penis after intercourse, and went into the police station and confessed to my crime, I don't think they would do anything. What is the largest animal I could fuck without fear of recourse?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# newsletter submission, surely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# YES
Also is it illegal to fuck an egg? In my opinion, this would count as bestiality, paedophilia and necrophilia/snuff. the best of all the sex rolled into one.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# only if it was a fertilised viable egg
if it was a mere soft-boiled, no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# If I plucked it fresh from a chickens arse
cracked it over my throbbing penis and started massaging gooey bits of chicken foetus into my shaft, would that be illegal?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# That is a fantastic question
and one I would like to see a judge or politician answer.
I'm sure it would unravel many a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I'm sending a letter to Gordon Brown right now
These questions need answered, so we know where we stand
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)