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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:51, archived)
# scared?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# surprise poo
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:52, archived)
# i'm going to make a set of russian dolls
using a matchbook, a matchbox, a box of kitchen matches, and a 99p lighter tray
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:54, archived)
# I will be needing photographic evidence of this of course
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# of course
having said that, i may just be lazy and not bother
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I will be needing photographic evidence of this of course
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# hahaha!~
*joins the club*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# And yet you slag me off for my ultimate laziness!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# yes
and desrvedly so

hang on, no i don't!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Do boxes
shite boxes?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# I don't know
but wombats do. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Cliff Apparently enjoys fishing for leopards on weekends, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# this box is far away
this is a small box ...oh i can't remmeber the lines
POOBOX!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# this gives me utter glee.
is he tofu? spongebob's smoother cousin?
or simply a defecating box?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:53, archived)
# the latter, tofu would need to be more crumbly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# ah, of course.
may i call him shitbox? this will remind me of my brother.

Tony, forgotten but not gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Connor?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:56, archived)
# McCloud of the clan McCloud?

Surely its closer to MrPineapple than Connor?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I don't see any Pineapple in it.
I just see a charming little box creature!
And connor is the "master" of charming :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# PooBlocks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# the poorly thought out kids tv show and game
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# featuring micheal barrymore
before the chair leg up the arse shame
(I helped save b3ta! Geoffpeas All the cut, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Box eggs
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# the biodegradable alternative to lego
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Hey look! I've made a spaceship

*WOOSH*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# *splash*
i made a submarine!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# showoff!
all i made is this cup of tea!
*slurps*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Tea from PooBlocks?
sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# tea from a jar
QT is easier to make and i'm lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)
# :)
Boxes are silly
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 21 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# boxes!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# He shit a brick!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Shites with corners
would hurt
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# hello you figger
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Is that a new Youtube alternative?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# bloody should be
you'd create rolftube though.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I would make it an adult site though
With videoes of Rolf banging poorly animals. I may need a rolf mask for this.

This is also brings up the question which came to me at work today: When does beastiality stop being illegal? EG, if i fucked a ladybird, hell if i even squashed it with my erect penis after intercourse, and went into the police station and confessed to my crime, I don't think they would do anything. What is the largest animal I could fuck without fear of recourse?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# newsletter submission, surely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# YES
Also is it illegal to fuck an egg? In my opinion, this would count as bestiality, paedophilia and necrophilia/snuff. the best of all the sex rolled into one.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# only if it was a fertilised viable egg
if it was a mere soft-boiled, no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:22, archived)
# If I plucked it fresh from a chickens arse
cracked it over my throbbing penis and started massaging gooey bits of chicken foetus into my shaft, would that be illegal?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# That is a fantastic question
and one I would like to see a judge or politician answer.
I'm sure it would unravel many a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I'm sending a letter to Gordon Brown right now
These questions need answered, so we know where we stand
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)