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# why not? it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# but i'm a man with a penis
*waggles* see!
i have no need for unexpected penises appearing in my inbox (not an innuendo)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# i see.
but just because you want your inbox to be a penis-free zone, that doesn't mean you should ruin it for the rest of us horny buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# hmm i'm sure if you put an advert "post your penises to this address"
you'd get plenty :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# "fill my postal slot with your man-meat packages"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# see!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# *waits 4-6 weeks for delivery*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I feel sometimes
that I'm not emailed pictures of penises often enough...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# me too
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# It's a surprisingly common
problem.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# indeed.
*rounds up horny celebrities*
*writes catchy song*
*founds CockAid*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Google "Massive black cock" and you'll get a picture of mine
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# that can't be yours!
i recognise it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)