I can't see the ad because craigslist is blocked hereBut please tell me that you can work in that you are able to cook an egg with your collarbone.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 22 Oct 2008, 1:57,
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I shall copythepasteReply to: [email protected] [?]
Date: 2008-10-20, 9:48PM EDT
Male body needed to warm up my bed. I have tried automating this job but the electric blankets just don't perform the same as a real person. I guess there are some jobs that can't be done by good electronics. Therefore:
Seasonal part time job available for qualified individual. Looking to fill this position quickly.
Clean, comfortable, friendly workplace with lcd tv and cable.
Salary based on experience and looks, but I am willing to train the right person.
Hours are somewhat flexible but you must have the job complete before I get into bed.
Possibility for overtime on holidays and weekends. Full time hours available to chefs and/or housekeepers.
Smokers, snorers, droolers and those with digestive issues need not apply.
Proper attire is required but I am willing to consider dress down Fridays.
Must not be allergic to cats or children.
Interested applicants can forward a resume, references and please include several photos and average external body temperature. Interviews will be scheduled in the evenings.
* Location: my house
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 887097420
(Date: 2008-10-20, 9:48PM EDT
Male body needed to warm up my bed. I have tried automating this job but the electric blankets just don't perform the same as a real person. I guess there are some jobs that can't be done by good electronics. Therefore:
Seasonal part time job available for qualified individual. Looking to fill this position quickly.
Clean, comfortable, friendly workplace with lcd tv and cable.
Salary based on experience and looks, but I am willing to train the right person.
Hours are somewhat flexible but you must have the job complete before I get into bed.
Possibility for overtime on holidays and weekends. Full time hours available to chefs and/or housekeepers.
Smokers, snorers, droolers and those with digestive issues need not apply.
Proper attire is required but I am willing to consider dress down Fridays.
Must not be allergic to cats or children.
Interested applicants can forward a resume, references and please include several photos and average external body temperature. Interviews will be scheduled in the evenings.
* Location: my house
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 887097420
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:01,
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nah, already been rumbledI have been challenged to make an even more ridiculous craigslist ad, however.
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess,
Wed 22 Oct 2008, 2:21,
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